I'm Ashamed to be Australian • VideoSift: Online Video *Quality Control

I'm Ashamed to be Australian

published by intertuberman 2 months ago • 474 views

tags: heart, attack, bad, acting, chinos, why, are, they, dressed, like, that

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Apparently this story has a happy ending, but I can't find it. Doesn't the flat heart-rate-monitor tone in the end mean dead? BTW, I had an outfit EXACTLY like that kid. BBTW, the woman introducing the video underwent heart surgery this week.

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written by siftbot

| 4 months 3 weeks ago | CH

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omg...cheese xtreme!
*downunder

*deadpan* oh. my. god. there is. no. pulse.

Welcome to the 'sift

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| 3 months 2 weeks ago | CH

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written by siftbot

| 3 months 2 weeks ago | CH

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"my father's just had a heart attack"
"yes .. he has a heart condition"

wtf?

written by ashes2flames

| 3 months 2 weeks ago | CH

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This....is....attrocious.
Im an aussie, and holy crap, this....this makes baby jesus cry.

written by charliem | 2 months ago | CH

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"How many heart attacks is that for you, Bob?"

"Uhh, that's a baker's dozen, Larry."

written by shuac

| 2 months ago | CH

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On behalf of Aussie sifters I proudly mark this *downunder for you

Wow, its like a big budget episode of Neighbours...

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| 2 months ago | CH

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written by siftbot

| 2 months ago | CH

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No need to feel ashamed. Everyone looked cheesy in the 80s.

These guys may not be much in the way of actors, but they did their part to put Australian swimmers in the lime-light with all their Olympic effort.

I didn't know about Lisa Curry's surgery. I used to live with her sister and one day when Lisa came to visit, some local gromets were hanging around trying to get a glimpse of their swimming idol.

I decided to take a nap, only to be woken a little while later by one of the gromets yelling out, "Hey Lisa Curry, my mate wants to fuck you."

I ran outside, told them all to piss off and chased them down the street.

I don't know if she heard them, or if she did, if she even cared about what they were yelling, but I was certainly annoyed with the negative attention being directed to our house from a bunch of horny 12 year-olds.

I hope your surgery goes well, Lisa. Love and light to you.

written by persephone

| 2 months ago | CH

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