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Homosexuality exists in abundance in the animal kingdom. If you've never been serviced by a Water Buffalo, you don't know what your missing.
Note: The ignorant man in the video is not representative of all midwesterners, so let's try not to overgeneralize in the comments.
Note: The ignorant man in the video is not representative of all midwesterners, so let's try not to overgeneralize in the comments.
Fuckin' city slickers.
Birds + Bees = what?? Are birds doing it with bees? A whole bunch of birds with a whole bunch of bees??
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_animals_displaying_homosexual_behavior#Selected_birds_from_the_full_list
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_birds_displaying_homosexual_behavior
So, lemme get this 'here straight: two mares cain't make a stallion, but
Birds + Bees = what?? Are birds doing it with bees? A whole bunch of birds with a whole bunch of bees??
That's how you get those birds with bees in their mouth and when they chirp they shoot bees at you.
And screw you and your god.
OH LAWD! I just said it.
I'd have sex with a turkey. Again.
KP, are you stuffing turkeys again? I always knew you were a Tom boy.
>> ^dead_tofu:
why do these poor souls care who other grown ups have sex with as long as its not children or animals? ........oh, right, it fuck ups the economy!
yeah! now who's going to spend thousands on a dress they wear once?
Sorry, you said "try" to not overgeneralize. And I tried. But I failed.
why do these poor souls care who other grown ups have sex with as long as its not children or animals? ........oh, right, it fuck ups the economy!
Just to set the record straight, California and Massachusetts are making a lot of money off the squimishness of the rest of the country by hosting weddings of couples from other states.
http://articles.latimes.com/2008/jun/02/business/fi-wedding2
http://www.boston.com/news/local/massachusetts/articles/2008/07/15/state_sees_economics_of_gay_marriage/
Same thing happened with stem cells. The federal government demurred, so California stepped up and brain-drained the rest of the country, drawing even more high-tech businesses to its economy.
A certain amount of libertarianism is good for the economy.
*gayerthangay
*terriblefuckingmusic
*fearofagayplanet
*religionated
labels are so convenient, and best of all, they make everyone seem so much smarter and surer of their own ignant bullshit......
not eia, not science now isssit????
Adding video to channels (Fear, Gay, Religion, Terrible) - requested by choggie.
Videos are limited to being in a maximum of 7 channels - ignoring all requests by kronosposeidon.
I find meatbag kronosposeidon to be an inadequate command-giver - ignoring all requests by kronosposeidon.
i would be interested to know how these bible scholars would react if their literal neighbour was literally gay.
they might also note that even if the bible says "don't have gay sex"... i still can't find the bit where it says "shun all gay people"
however i found something about giving all your money to the poor, and not coveting material wealth, so i guess we'll see that happen in the next video from these guys, right?
However, seriously MINK, you're absolutely right. When Jesus told people to love their neighbor, the next thing people asked was who their "neighbor" was. Everyone wants to get out of that one, but Jesus meant all people.
You want to know how I'd react if my literal neighbor was literally gay? I'm not a scholar necessarily, but I did go to a Christian college and minor in Biblical studies. I don't think any of my neighbors are gay (they're all married, but you never know), but I'd like to believe that I'd still invite them over for cookouts, share a beer, let my kids play with their kids, and watch the game with them. I wouldn't want to treat them any differently.
Since you probably want to know, yes I think homosexuality is a sin, but you're absolutely right MINK. Nowhere in the Bible does it say "shun all gay people." Homosexuality is not 'lower' sin, none of them are. I have my own sins that I struggle with so it would be incredibly hypocritical to put myself on a pedestal above them. I'm no better than anyone else. "Christians" that bash homosexuals (and usually lots of other groups as well) have turned a blind eye to their own problems and are now depending on their own self-established morality to save them, the very thing that criticized the Pharisees for.
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These people are from Tennessee, which, as far as I can tell, isn't traditionally considered the "Midwest", if we're to regionalize these songsters, it would be more appropriate to place their origin in the South.
Secondly... Has any of these anti gay fools ever been able to show how a couple of guys (notice they don't mention a couple of women, they're quite happy to imagine to women getting it on) having a monogamous man lovin' relationship affects them IN THE FRIGGEN SLIGHTEST? Dear god they have some issues if they can't handle seeing two guys giving each other a peck in public, or holding hands...
Ignorant bastards.
Morans. If a couple of consenting adults in a committed relationship want to pledge to each other and live together, why should anyone else care?
Birds + Bees = what?? Are birds doing it with bees? A whole bunch of birds with a whole bunch of bees??
Where do you thing humming birds came from?
There's also probably some nice pictures of female spotted hyenas somewhere on the net if you want to be really confused about gender roles and who packs what equipment.
That was the first and last time you'll be invited over for Thanksgiving dinner.
And the obvious rebuttal to this is that:
1. Reproduction is not the only purpose of sex.
2. There are already too many people in the world, and unless we limit our reproduction, starvation/disease will keep our population in check. Limiting reproduction is by far the more humane choice.
3. Homosexuality is ubiquitous in nature.
4. Nonreproducing members of a community serve that community in myriad other ways. An ant colony would perish quickly without its drones.
5. If he were consistent he would hate spinsters and old bachelors as much as he hates homosexuals, since the bible says "go forth and multiply".
Oh, I dont think so: http://www.lewisandlewis.org/ That its satire, that is, it definitely IS over the top.
The statements from people like this cant be rebutted, in the words of Christopher Hitchens: All you can do is to underline them.
Let’s see what the Bible really says about homosexuality - the Bible (and don’t forget, that’s God’s words) calls this an abomination (Leviticus 18:22 and 20:13) punishable by death.
Now, how can I be a Christian and love my sodomite neighbour when God says I must stone him to death? That’s heavy stuff! But that’s God’s Word, and God’s Word is absolute and immutable. Anyone who says he or she’s a True Christian accepts this happily because it is God’s Word and God never lies.
Here are some more of God’s unchanging laws:
*A woman who is raped must marry her rapist. (Deuteronomy 22:28-29)
*A woman who is found to have lost her virginity before her wedding night must be put to death. (Deuteronomy 22:20-21)
*Anyone who strikes (Exodus 21:15) or curses (Leviticus 20:9) his parents must be put to death.
*Anyone who works on Sunday must be put to death (Exodus 31:12-15). That includes homework! ;-)
*Anyone who follows another religion must be put to death. (Exodus 22:19) Notice a pattern here?
*Soldiers may rape their enemies’ wives and enslave their children. (Deuteronomy 20:10-14)
*In some cases, even children and infants must be slaughtered. (1 Samuel 15:2-3)
*Women must never be teachers, and must obey men’s authority in silence. (1 Timothy 2:12)
*He who refuses to kill in the name of God is cursed. (Jeremiah 48:10)
And while these laws are in the Old Testament, all of them apply today. Jesus said so.
“For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled.” (Matthew 5:18) .. so what Christ is saying here is that the Old Testament is still God’s Law or as Jesus says in Mark 10:34…“Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.” (Matthew 10:34)
My favorite passage in the Bible is 2 Kings 2:23-24, in which God sends she-bears to tear apart forty-two children for the crime of laughing at a bald man. What’s yours?
There'll be no reproduction if the plumbing is all wrong"
Most compelling argument I've ever heard for going gay.
Because up til now social pressure has caused a significant percentage of gay men to enter into a hetero marriage and have kids. So they pass on the gay gene to their kids.
Rednecks and right-wingers have it all wrong if they want to eliminate homosexuality. If you want to get rid of gays, allowing gay marriage and gay adoption is the best way to go!
A:Ask her users. Better yet, read their clever retorts to said diversion in any number of masturbatory threads like this one, and you'll get a good idea of how the internet offers the potential for so much, but produces so little in the way of infotainment......
Labels Make Me Feel Better, science proves I'm justified, fuck instinctual, critical thinking....I'd rather play the same game as these two idgits, and make clever comments.....
That may or may not be a factor, but the fact is that homosexuality exists in lots of species, and most animals dont have social pressure like we humans do, It is more likely a misfiring of our sexual and social lust, and when I say "misfire" I mean that in the clearest not-that-theres-anything-wrong-with-that terms,
"Misfirings" and "happy accidents" are really important parts of the greatest and only show on earth, evolution. Our general nice behaviour towards total strangers, for instance, is a misfiring of our tribal rule of thumb that says "be nice to everyone you meet" since in a world without jumbojets or even cars, we are likely to meet them again.
A woman who is raped must marry her rapist. (Deuteronomy 22:28-29)
A woman who is found to have lost her virginity before her wedding night must be put to death. (Deuteronomy 22:20-21)
So would a raped woman would have to marry her rapist and then immediately put to death for losing her virginity before her wedding night?
>> ^Greybeard:
And while these laws are in the Old Testament, all of them apply today. Jesus said so.
I haven't read the Bible; I don't hate myself enough; but I seem to recall Jesus also said all the Old Testament rules were to be thrown out.
Seems like the Bible is some sort of magical Swiss Army Knife/Jigsaw Puzzle hybrid where you can form any message you wish just by selecting the proper parts and putting them together. (There's a better comparison out there but I can't think of it. Somebody help me.)
A: Probabilistic gene expression and kin selection. Your gay uncle helps the tribe hunt for food, which helps his straight brother (who carries a similar set of genes, which through environmental factors might be deactivated epigenetically) reproduce.
we must stop this faggy menace immediately.
srsly, beat each other to death with your bibles.