I'd pick a human...because humans are animals and I'm a human and I want to fuck other humans (preferably females).

I thought the dolphin thing was funny. I'd probably fuck a rabbit 'cause they're all soft.

Funny, the original College Humor title is "If you had to have sex with an animal..." but Ponceleon titled it "If you could have sex with an animal..."

Small details speak volumes.

^that's going to be a featured comment.

I've considered this question, that is the original question, and the correct answer is penguin. See, you want an aquatic animal because they're at least clean and smooth, not a hairy mammal with all shit around their area, and a penguin looks basically like a cushion - it's practically an inanimate object, so easier to mentally distance yourself from the situation.

*promote, btw

The animation of the armadillo is hilarious.

Promoting this video back to the front page; last published Thursday, June 11th, 2009 10:21pm PDT - promote requested by gorillaman.

Is "sifter" an animal? I wanna go with that.

>> ^chilaxe:
Funny, the original College Humor title is "If you had to have sex with an animal..." but Ponceleon titled it "If you could have sex with an animal..."
Small details speak volumes.


I salute you.

I'd go with sheep. Lots of people do it already, so I wouldn't be weird.

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