I don’t know what the weirdest part of this vid is: the dog cloning, the bizarre alleged crime or the excitement of the anchorwoman, but I think we can call the Silly Seaon officially opened.

Anyway: here are some of the headlines:

Daily Mail: A cloned dog, a Mormon in mink-lined handcuffs and a tantalising mystery
New Scientist: Cloned dogs, kidnapping and mink handcuffs
The Guardian: Joyce McKinney: from Mormon manacling to dog cloning
The Salt Lake Tribune: Is Accused 1970s LDS Missionary Raper Today's Dog Cloner?
The Telegraph: Dog-Cloner Denies Being Joyce Mckinney of the 'Mormon Sex-Slave' Case
The Australian: Pit Bull's Cloner Outed As Mormon's Kidnapper
Times Online: Dog-Coner Denies She Was Mormon Sex Kidnapper Joyce Mckinney