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I Guess You'll Do

posted by dystopianfuturetoday 1 year 8 months 3 weeks ago • 5889 views
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A comical, cynical cartoon about marriage.

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This is so, incredibly well done


written by RedSky  | 1 year 8 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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Brilliant!


written by raddishs  | 1 year 8 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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That line "I will act as if I am the first pregnant person ever" is downright spooky. I think it would be OK to be nonchalant about being pregnant. But then, I'm a man.


written by shuac  | 1 year 8 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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this is why marriage is an archaic LEGAL contract and has nothing to do with real relationships.


written by Trancecoach  | 1 year 8 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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The sheer degree of honesty might tempt me to pick her up at 8.


written by Thylan  | 1 year 8 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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I wish everyone felt like they were free to choose to be awesome.


written by zor  | 1 year 8 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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Pregtember.


written by quantumushroom  | 1 year 8 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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Whew! Thank god we have WoW!


written by chilaxe  | 1 year 8 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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the sad part of this is that most of us will have this exact life ! ok tomorow I start a protest movement and invent a cure for cancer !


written by ala_bala  | 1 year 8 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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Oh man, so true. Heed these words boys and consider whether or not you REALLY want to pick her up at 8.


written by maximillian  | 1 year 8 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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It's too bad it was written by a guy. I thought there might be one sane woman in the world.


written by 10351  | 1 year 8 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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If a woman says that when i ask her to go out, I am going to fuck her ravenously then and there.


written by 10040  | 1 year 8 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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lots of Ps commenting all of a sudden anyway, this kinda makes me realize I should prolly be proud of me and my spouse having quite the reverse of this cliched relationship and marriage. good for us, yay!


written by EDD  | 1 year 8 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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There are levels of perfect I did not know could be acheived. Then I watched this video.


written by Raigen  | 1 year 8 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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Wow....
I will strive for this NOT to be my life. LOL


written by Fiver2  | 1 year 8 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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OK, time to break out the razor blades.


written by dag  | 1 year 8 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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Reminds me of "Tales of Mere Existence" without the intelligence or charm...


written by 8296  | 1 year 8 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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Wow. Amazingly grim and practical.


written by 9453  | 1 year 8 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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I AM SO FUCKING SCARED RIGHT NOW!!! I AM IN ONE OF THOSE STEPS!


written by K0MMIE  | 1 year 8 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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Yay dementia!!!! You can forget about it all happening then put ice cube trays in the mail box!


written by 9584  | 1 year 8 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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So I live in a condo with my parents....and we're going to Myrtle Beach in July. This is awkward.


written by 8772  | 1 year 8 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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>> ^K0MMIE:
I AM SO FUCKING SCARED RIGHT NOW!!! I AM IN ONE OF THOSE STEPS!

When's the baby due?


written by rottenseed  | 1 year 8 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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>> ^chilaxe:
Whew! Thank god we have WoW!


HAhahahahah. omg, thats how my married friend explained his marriage. "i had a cool bar, its now my wow station. [quote here]"


written by Lethin  | 1 year 8 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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Ranch homes do not have basements, half finished or otherwise. Silly bitch.


written by Payback  | 1 year 8 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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Oops, I forgot to print the camping pictures..


written by 10609  | 1 year 8 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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So this is life?
I think I'll stay the hell away from it.


written by thegrimsleeper  | 1 year 8 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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Hey Payback, I accidentally upvoted when I meant to down vote. Ranch houses have basements. And the 'Silly bitch' is reading a script. Written by a man.

>> ^Payback:
Ranch homes do not have basements, half finished or otherwise. Silly bitch.



written by critttter  | 1 year 8 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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^I evened it out critttter.


written by dystopianfuturetoday  | 1 year 8 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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>> ^Payback:
Ranch homes do not have basements, half finished or otherwise. Silly bitch.


Yes they do. They are so abundant, I'm not even going to take the time so provide any proof.


written by MarineGunrock  | 1 year 8 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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no one will read this comment as I avoided watching this for ages due to the cynical title... but man, this was a cynicism overload.

If they're that f*cking unhappy with their life, change.

If they're that f*cking unhappy with their friend's lives, change friends.

Quite frankly people who are this cynical deserve all the unhappiness they get.


written by spoco2  | 1 year 8 months 1 week ago | CH
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Well that was depressing.


written by cheesemoo  | 1 year 7 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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>> ^quantumushroom:
Pregtember.


of course! that's the month women start to look pregnant


written by firefly  | 1 year 7 months 1 week ago | CH
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