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I Am A Scientologist

published by E_Nygma

4 days 12 hours 49 minutes ago • 2484 views

tags: what, real, scientologists, have, to say, about, scientology, Ron, Hubbard

Original on YouTube:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKs-u0q467U

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*promote

written by maatc

| 4 days 23 hours 26 minutes ago | CH

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Promoting this video and sending it back into the queue for one more try; last queued Monday, May 5th, 2008 4:22pm PDT - promote requested by maatc.

written by siftbot

| 4 days 23 hours 26 minutes ago | CH

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red shirt guy FTW

written by Hex

| 4 days 21 hours 38 minutes ago | CH

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*nsfw

written by musictechie

| 4 days 12 hours 37 minutes ago | CH

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Invocations (nsfw) cannot be called by musictechie because musictechie is not privileged - sorry.

written by siftbot

| 4 days 12 hours 37 minutes ago | CH

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This has to be fake. Or at least it's a real set of interviews with the red shirt guy edited in. No way would scientology release that interviews with a nutbar like that to the public. Or to anyone.

written by Pooterius

| 4 days 11 hours 38 minutes ago | CH

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Took me a moment to get it but yeah - it appears to be a series of interviews with "real" (self-professed) scientologists with the scat guy edited in to accentuate the already ridiculous answers.

Pretty funny...

written by ObsidianStorm

| 4 days 10 hours 3 minutes ago | CH

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>> ^Pooterius:
This has to be fake. Or at least it's a real set of interviews with the red shirt guy edited in. No way would scientology release that interviews with a nutbar like that to the public. Or to anyone.

But then how else will the curious and gullible public learn about how scientology reveals that your heart is infact an alien testicle pumping space cum through your veins?!

written by Zonbie

| 4 days 9 hours 52 minutes ago | CH

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the real ones in this video are truly scary -- like something out of the Stepford series.

written by Trancecoach

| 4 days 5 hours 16 minutes ago | CH

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*NSFW, and FAKE!

Putting your dick in a collapsed star does NOT feel as good as fucking Saturn's ring. My dick does not need to be more spaghettified, thank you very much.

written by kronosposeidon

| 4 days 3 hours 57 minutes ago | CH

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This video has been flagged as being Not Suitable For Work - declared nsfw by kronosposeidon.

written by siftbot

| 4 days 3 hours 57 minutes ago | CH

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lol, yeah I saw the real one on youtube, no comments and no embed allowed of course

written by syncron

| 4 days 43 minutes ago | CH

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I'm still learning that my virgin tears are a delicacy on pluto...

That guy is awesome! I want one.

written by buzz | 3 days 18 hours 1 minute ago | CH

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i'm left wanting to enter brunette scientology girl's pink softness as she gently coaxes my white love treacle to Womanhood and womb.. her grinding pelvis shrieking in rawness.. jolts of being becoming inside her.. of degredation, of delight, and the fury..

written by pipp3355

| 3 days 10 hours 6 minutes ago | CH

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is it me, or if you remove the comedy red shirt guy, this tells you fuck all about scientology...

scientology is *mumble* *mumble* buy the book!
fuck you all.

written by Zonbie

| 3 days 7 hours 47 minutes ago | CH

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9 eleven was not a natural disaster f*cktard from the clip............

written by CaptainPlanet

| 3 days 7 hours 33 minutes ago | CH

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I'm sorry Pooterius, but if you ACTUALLY, even for a moment believed that to be real... then you're a prime candidate for the Nigerian Scam, male potency enhancing pills, and, well, Scientology.

I love that the ad on this page is the Scientology 'get the facts' ad... urgh... man I hope they get destroyed soon somehow.

written by spoco2

| 3 days 7 hours 19 minutes ago | CH

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"It's sculpting people's poop into voodoo dolls of the members of the Goo Goo dolls."

Now, why haven't the Scientologists been able to express what they do so succinctly before?!

I think that quote will stay with me forever.

written by Tusker

| 2 days 23 hours 49 minutes ago | CH

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I am a suggestible idiot. I am a Scientologist.

written by winkler1

| 2 days 13 hours 34 minutes ago | CH

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Thank God! That some one else noticed that man saying "where ever there's NATURAL DISASTERS, like 911!!!!!" they are there to help...
Handing out 20 pounds of rations of ICE!

FUCKING AMAZING!

Apparently being a scientologist is like going to the movies and being young! Sign me up, I do love the theatres.

And that guy is awesome, he made this video watchable.

written by JTZ

| 2 days 2 hours 47 minutes ago | CH

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I see plenty of Scientology-knocking in here, and that's great. I just hope you're all atheists doing it (and realizing that statistically, you're probably not). Scientology like any religion is based on a set of ridiculous assertions that have no basis in reality nor are backed with any factual evidence. If you're a theist knocking Scientology, you're making the rest of the world laugh and embarassing yourself and you'd be better off to just keep it to yourself.