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gentleman,not gentle man,Matt Berry,Snuff Box How to respond when a girl says she has a boyfriend

How to respond when a girl says she has a boyfriend

posted by Aemaeth 1 year 7 months 1 week ago • 32262 views
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Ladies: if you tell a man you have a boyfriend early you may end the conversation and a chance for some free drinks, etc. If you wait, you are more like to get this type of reaction.

If you'd already upvoted this video, sorry we had a bit of a mishap and it got discarded.

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written by EDD  | 1 year 7 months 1 week ago | CH
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I smell top 15


written by rottenseed  | 1 year 7 months ago | CH
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Somebody needs to take action. If no one will, women will go around thinking it is alright to be both hot and not-available.


written by 10898  | 1 year 7 months ago | CH
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Lame. I submitted this earlier this week and was told it was a dupe, so I discarded it.


written by 9829  | 1 year 7 months ago | CH
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>> ^Ramdust:
Lame. I submitted this earlier this week and was told it was a dupe, so I discarded it.


Ya, I did too. Ask EDD, we had fun trying to resurrect a discarded video. It is on the sift, but it's a shorter version.


written by Aemaeth  | 1 year 7 months ago | CH
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My personal favorite is when women feel the need to mention their boyfriend to guys who have no "romantic" interest in them. Because obviously any guy that talks to a female is hitting on her.


written by Hanns  | 1 year 7 months ago | CH
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^well, aren't they?


written by legacy0100  | 1 year 7 months ago | CH
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yeah...there should never be any human decency interaction between sexes at all.

It should always be assumed that any man who talks to a woman wants to have sex with her, and that if she even says one word back she wants it too, right then.

All women know that being nice to a guy means you want them, and that then mentioning your boyfriend means you are a bitch and deserve being punished. Right?

Ha! What sucks for this guy is that just as he was, for example, kicking that one chick's dog...perhaps just after she said the word "boyfriend" and just before he said "fuck you"...she was drawing a breath to say "we share. He has a redhead upstairs now and I was just strolling looking for someone like you...they're waiting...wanna come up?"

Just sayin'.


written by laura  | 1 year 7 months ago | CH
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So I'm guessing that Blankfist told Choggie that he already has a boyfriend.
http://www.videosift.com/video/A-Special-Highbrow-Video-For-Choggie


written by sometimes  | 1 year 7 months ago | CH
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>> ^Aemaeth:
>> ^Ramdust:
Lame. I submitted this earlier this week and was told it was a dupe, so I discarded it.


Ya, I did too. Ask EDD, we had fun trying to resurrect a discarded video. It is on the sift, but it's a shorter version.


Yeah, but mine was full length and higher quality than this Break embed...


written by 9829  | 1 year 7 months ago | CH
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LMAO at the very end... punt-punt!


written by Xax  | 1 year 7 months ago | CH
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With all respect to the women on this site, this is fucking awesome. More men should do this instead of being led by their dicks all the time.


written by videosiftbannedme  | 1 year 7 months ago | CH
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Pup punting is always awesome.


written by JAPR  | 1 year 7 months ago | CH
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Hi laura...How you doing?

>> ^laura:
yeah...there should never be any human decency interaction between sexes at all.

It should always be assumed that any man who talks to a woman wants to have sex with her.



written by MycroftHomlz  | 1 year 7 months ago | CH
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>> ^Hanns:
My personal favorite is when women feel the need to mention their boyfriend to guys who have no "romantic" interest in them. Because obviously any guy that talks to a female is hitting on her.

Every guy is at least partially trying
>> ^laura:
yeah...there should never be any human decency interaction between sexes at all.

It should always be assumed that any man who talks to a woman wants to have sex with her, and that if she even says one word back she wants it too, right then.

All women know that being nice to a guy means you want them, and that then mentioning your boyfriend means you are a bitch and deserve being punished. Right?

Ha! What sucks for this guy is that just as he was, for example, kicking that one chick's dog...perhaps just after she said the word "boyfriend" and just before he said "fuck you"...she was drawing a breath to say "we share. He has a redhead upstairs now and I was just strolling looking for someone like you...they're waiting...wanna come up?"

Just sayin'.

Is that how it works in your household?


written by rottenseed  | 1 year 7 months ago | CH
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I'm not talking to any of you. I have a boyfriend.
*waits to be banned from Videosift*



written by laura  | 1 year 7 months ago | CH
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I love that he kicks that second dog just for, well, kicks.


written by shuac  | 1 year 7 months ago | CH
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Um, *howto... and *catsanddogs


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written by siftbot  | 1 year 7 months ago | CH
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It should always be assumed that any man who talks to a woman wants to have sex with her, and that if she even says one word back she wants it too, right then.

You're half right.


written by quantumushroom  | 1 year 7 months ago | CH
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>> ^quantumushroom:
It should always be assumed that any man who talks to a woman wants to have sex with her, and that if she even says one word back she wants it too, right then.

You're half right.


You talkin' to me?
hahahahahahahahahahahaha


written by laura  | 1 year 7 months ago | CH
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That's rich laura-side-splitter action, sister!-lmaoa*smd
*spilled my drink

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qm already got a room.....


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written by siftbot  | 1 year 7 months ago | CH
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I don't blame that guy at all. High School, after 3 years w/o a girlfriend, (a fact only included to help you understand how fuckin' annoying this is to me) there's this girl I had met, we shared common interests (The NY Times, Mock Trial, and we had a class together. Shut up. High School.) So after getting her number, and asking her out to ethopian (Another shared interest) we're having a great time and I'm all "woah I'm chatting up a girl BUT SUCCESSFULLY!" So we're doing pretty well, and I've paid for the entire check, she mentions that she's not living w/ her parents anymore. I say, "Oh, so where are you living?"
And she responds, "In New York. With a few gay guys and my boyfriend."
The worst part was, she kept on hinting that she was going to break up w/ the guy, cause he was doing study abroad. Even when he did, and she didn't I still pined after the girl for MONTHS!
Fuckin' High School


written by escape421521  | 1 year 7 months ago | CH
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Wow, I feel like I'm back in high school after reading that last post. You need some closure, dude.


written by Aemaeth  | 1 year 7 months ago | CH
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Arg. Attempting to resist explaining... attempt failed.

This is what every guy *wishes* he would have done instead of being nice to that bitch who led him on for a night or even days before dropping the big "I've got a boyfriend" or "I'm married" or "I only have two weeks to live". Logically, these women bring up their relationships quite early in the conversation, which seems appropriate, but that's really not early enough. There really needs to be some sort of visual indicator, like a badge, or a shaved head.

And the puppy punt really put the button on it.


written by MaxWilder  | 1 year 7 months ago | CH
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Humans. Males and females and both? The guy had an agenda which was to connect with her human to human, and then to "trash" her. Clearly his sole purpose was to abuse/hurt a female human. Why? My first guess would be fear. Fear that he might actually have to perform. according to his dominating stereotype, appropriately. I would guess those acts were his cautious probes into external reality. Unfortunately, he did not realize that there are no stereotypes, there are simply what is in the now moment.


written by Don_Juan  | 1 year 7 months ago | CH
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Here, here, mustapha-That's the uneasy jag that haunts this bit of overplayed gaggage-once is enough, but like a tired horse she's forced to bear the load another beleaguered mile, straining for a laugh as easy to swallow as the first-....


written by choggie  | 1 year 7 months ago | CH
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>> ^laura:
I'm not talking to any of you. I have a boyfriend.
waits to be banned from Videosift



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWaLxFIVX1s


written by jwray  | 1 year 7 months ago | CH
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Sounds like time for plan B...




Well hello there, dystopianfuturetoday. Lookin' lovely today.


written by MycroftHomlz  | 1 year 7 months ago | CH
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That man kicking the dog, my friends, is Matthew Holness, the comedic genius behind Garth Marenghi's Darkplace. One more example of how ugly British men are so much funnier than American comedians.


written by HadouKen24  | 1 year 7 months ago | CH
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The Jane Austin-era nod was great.


written by swampgirl  | 1 year 7 months ago | CH
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>> ^HadouKen24:
That man kicking the dog, my friends, is Matthew Holness, the comedic genius behind Garth Marenghi's Darkplace. One more example of how ugly British men are so much funnier than American comedians.

HEY! Us American men can be ugly too!


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longest siftbot post ever (actually I could make it longer and it wasn't a challenge statement).


written by joedirt  | 1 year 7 months ago | CH
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HAS ANYONE ELSE NOTICED THAT THIS VIDEO ISN'T FUNNY AT ALL? Really. It isn't funny. And I don't think it has anything to do with the fact that I'm a girl. It just isn't even funny. A big downvote.


written by thepinky  | 1 year 4 months 4 weeks ago | CH
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Really? I think it's incredibly funny.


written by Ryjkyj  | 1 year 4 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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*promote...more guys need to learn.


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I'll up the ante and say that it's astoundingly funny.

But, it may just end up being incredibly funny.


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*promote for one of my old favorites


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