how to,open,uncork,wine,bottle,toilet How to open a wine bottle if you don't have a corkscrew

How to open a wine bottle if you don't have a corkscrew

posted by arvana

6 months 1 week ago • 3876 views

tags: how to, open, uncork, wine, bottle, toilet

This is by far the best method I've ever seen.

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Awe Crap eh? ... Just didn't see that comming...

written by Sagemind

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Agreed! Best method ever. The best part was in the bathroom. I'll never use a bottle-opener again.

written by Issykitty

| 6 months 1 week ago | CH

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Are you sure these guys didn't have a bottle or two of wine in them already?

written by brycewi19

| 6 months 1 week ago | CH

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That's one crappy toilet. No pun intended.

written by Lithic | 6 months 1 week ago | CH

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Oh come on, you gotta flush it!

written by alizarin | 6 months 1 week ago | CH

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That clearly was not and American Standard toilet!

"Not that you’d ever want this to happen, but the Titan PRO can flush more than two pounds of solids with just one quiet forceful flush..." -wow! sign me up!

written by grinter

| 6 months 1 week ago | CH

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Should have tried the ceramic tap just to be sure.

written by RedSky

| 6 months 1 week ago | CH

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i usually hit hard glass bottles on antique cabinets and priceless vases. works like a charm.

written by minimum

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*eia

My toliet is crappy too. Doesn't always flush and it's new!

written by ant

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Adding video to channels (Eia) - requested by ant.

written by siftbot

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Then the building super arrived and showed how to open the bottle with a human skull...

written by Payback

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I'm literally crying laughing. There's something about the absurdity of the situation and the unexpectedness.

written by rychan | 6 months 1 week ago | CH

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Worst thing is, it was a twist top.

written by kymbos

| 6 months 1 week ago | CH

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Those damn russian bottles are just too damn hard. Remember this guy? http://www.videosift.com/video/In-Russia-Bottle-Breaks-You

>> ^grinter:
That clearly was not and American Standard toilet!

"Not that you’d ever want this to happen, but the Titan PRO can flush more than two pounds of solids with just one quiet forceful flush..." -wow! sign me up!

Yep, that's a terlet for 'mericans! If someone is droppin' two pounds at a time they need to put the fucking fork down.

written by HollywoodBob | 6 months 1 week ago | CH

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If I lived in that ugly bathroom, I'd break too.

written by sillybapx | 6 months ago | CH

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See if you had done that to one of those fancy Japanese toilets it would have probably screamed in pain and said "Why did you teach me to LOVE!?"

written by ponceleon

| 6 months ago | CH

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That was some funny shit + drunk russians.

written by dirtythirtyix | 6 months ago | CH

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eh.. i don't get it?

written by Edgeman2112

| 6 months ago | CH

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Cheap foreign counterfeit toilets.
Why don't they have corkscrews and bottle openers on the side like regular toilets?

written by notarobot

| 6 months ago | CH

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Well, being guys, the decision of how to handle the wine bottle probably came down to two subconscious options: violence or sex. Had they gone the other route, they would have thought to push the cork into the bottle.

written by laura

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jebus fuck shit. I cringe when I see movies and tv shows where the characters are grabbing and molesting the toilet when they fictitiously puke or shit or whatnot. this... This though, even if they are drunk, I feel like ripping through the Internets and smacking them, THAT'S a toilet and they are manhandling and breaking there bottles to drink from on it. what fucking idiocy. a toilet is something to be PH34R3D and Respected. yOU dont touch a toilet like that without bleaching your hands.

written by nerbula