How To Tell If Your Ass Is Too Small

published by Zifnab

1 year 3 weeks ago • 3267 views

tags: cart, donkey, middle, east

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Clever title, I love it! I don't even have an ass.

written by gorgonheap

| 1 year 3 weeks ago | CH

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He's so calm hanging there. I wonder if this is a regular thing for him?

written by xxovercastxx

| 1 year 3 weeks ago | CH

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Or it is a real @sshole! http://digg.com/offbeat_news/A_Real_Asshole_Pic and http://www.biro-art.com/asshole.html ...

written by ant

| 1 year 3 weeks ago | CH

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This seems weird to me - they had to take almost the entire load off to get the ass down. How did they get all that crap on there without tipping him up in the first place?

written by rustybrooks | 1 year 3 weeks ago | CH

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I'd recommend moving the axle of this towards the middle of the load.

written by mechadeath | 1 year 2 weeks ago | CH

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I expect the load shifted back one it tipped, making things much worse. Pretty damn funny

written by pmkierst | 1 year 2 weeks ago | CH

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"This seems weird to me - they had to take almost the entire load off to get the ass down. How did they get all that crap on there without tipping him up in the first place?"

Because the... non bright people... didn't realize that by shifting the sacks to the rear of the cart, which is almost all they did for a while, because they were still on the end of the cart, they were putting them in the absolute worst place possible from a physics point of view... if they'd been shifting them towards the front and off they probably would have gotten him down faster.

written by spoco2

| 1 year 2 weeks ago | CH

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poor donkey.

donkey probably knows more about physics than these guys.

written by MINK

| 1 year 2 weeks ago | CH

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The donkey seems like a pro at this.

written by MarineGunrock

| 1 year 2 weeks ago | CH

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Maybe it's good to put the weight a bit to the back so that the weight isn't pushing down on the shoulders of the donkey. When it's pulling the donkey slightly upwards it's lighter for him to walk.

written by ajkido

| 1 year 2 weeks ago | CH

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*promote

written by dotdude

| 5 months 3 weeks ago | CH

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Promoting this video back to the front page; last published Saturday, September 15th, 2007 9:20pm PDT - promote requested by dotdude.

written by siftbot

| 5 months 3 weeks ago | CH

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Thanks for the promote dotdude

written by Zifnab

| 5 months 3 weeks ago | CH

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No problemo.

written by dotdude

| 5 months 3 weeks ago | CH

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Someone needs to hire Eddie Murphy to overdub that video with the voice of "Donkey" from the Shrek movies.

"That's right fool, now I'm a flying, talking donkey!"

written by snoozedoctor