Or you could just bone the cougar.

Hey, so, a woman walks into the bar and asks the bartender for a double entendre.

He gives it to her.

A Cougar is, by definition, not a MILF.

A cougar is, by definition, a vicious pussy that desires fresh meat.

Meh, not my type of cougar.

A few highlights from the master list:

* Chickenhawk—an older gay man who sexually pursues younger males, i.e. "twinks"/"chickens" or underage boys.

* Manther—Male version of a cougar.

* Puma—a woman in her thirties who dates a younger man (i.e. 20-somethings), often considered to be "cougars-in-training". It also means Cougars whose age disparity is less than 8 years.[10][19]

* Silver fox—A term denoting an attractive older male who is pursued by (generally much) younger women.

* Troll—a man, often a less-attractive older one, who cruises for sex.[20]

* Saber tooth—a woman usually in her fifties dating a man 20+ years her junior, often considered a cougar past her prime.

* Pterodactyl—a cougar well past her prime, often with leathery skin, boney hands and narrow facial features.

* Cougar—a woman over 40[10] who sexually pursues younger men, typically more than eight years her junior.[11] The term appears to have been coined by Canadian website Cougardate.com[12] and has been used in TV series, advertising and film. The 2007 film Cougar Club was dedicated to the subject and in Spring 2009 TV Land aired a reality show called The Cougar. A new show is Cougar Town.

I'd take that cougar on Hungry Like the Wolf style!

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Cougar—a woman over 40[10] who sexually pursues younger men, typically more than eight years her junior.[11] The term appears to have been coined by Canadian website Cougardate.com

If you wanted more proof of the inaccuracy of Wikipedia articles, this is it. The term cougar has been used _alot_ longer than this website has been in existence =P