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How Brown Delivers Express

posted by lucky760 10 months 3 weeks ago • 4314 views
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Make sure you stuff extra foam peanuts when you ship stuff with UPS.

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written by lucky760  | 10 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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My friend Tim was a supervisor at UPS. He told me once that whenever he was having a bad day, he would just look for a few packages marked fragile and start throwing them at the wall.


written by Ryjkyj  | 10 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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UoPS


written by 13757  | 10 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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>> ^Ryjkyj:
My friend Tim was a supervisor at UPS. He told me once that whenever he was having a bad day, he would just look for a few packages marked fragile and start throwing them at the wall.


Sounds like your friend Tim was a useless turd. Got his resume handy? I'd like to make sure his gets tossed if it ever comes through our office.


written by 12207  | 10 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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I'm think the most funny thing about this vid is its Tag, "action-pack"... get it? Action... Pack?


written by G-bar  | 10 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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that was how the last batch of videosift t-shirts was distributed to its recipients.


written by rottenseed  | 10 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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He's in quite the hurry. He jumps out before the car even stops moving.


written by frijoles  | 10 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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Ha, and there were two witnesses.


written by ant  | 10 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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I ship my telescopes with "FRAGILE", "SCIENTIFIC INSTRUMENTS", and "HIGH CLAIM ITEM" on them. They also go in plywood boxes and weigh > 80 lbs so that might assist in their safety. I have seen boot prints on the boxes.


written by deathcow  | 10 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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This is why I NEVER ship "receiver signature not required".


written by Payback  | 10 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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>> ^razzyl:
>> ^Ryjkyj:
My friend Tim was a supervisor at UPS. He told me once that whenever he was having a bad day, he would just look for a few packages marked fragile and start throwing them at the wall.


Sounds like your friend Tim was a useless turd. Got his resume handy? I'd like to make sure his gets tossed if it ever comes through our office.




Sorry, I can't give out his resume'. He works for the government now.


written by Ryjkyj  | 10 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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A while ago, I was expecting a package from UPS. I checked the tracking number at work, and it said it had been delivered. "Sweet," I think, and go about my day. When I get home a few hours later, there's no package to be found. I double check the tracking number, and sure enough, it says it was delivered that afternoon.

I call up my friend who works at UPS and has access to their computer system, and ask her to track it down for me. She says the system says that the package was delivered to the back door. WTF? I live in an apartment with one bedroom, and one door. She tells me to check my balcony, and sure enough, the box is sitting up there.

The driver had tossed the box ten feet up, over my balcony railing, leaving it at my "back door". Thankfully it was just a bunch of shirts, so nothing was harmed, but seriously, WTF?


written by Selektaa  | 10 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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>> ^filantropo:
UoPS

You mean UPoS


written by messenger  | 10 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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FedEx is the way to go. Unless you're shipping drugs. But you didn't hear that from me, whose name is Dag.


written by quantumushroom  | 10 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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>> ^Ryjkyj:
>> ^razzyl:
>> ^Ryjkyj:
My friend Tim was a supervisor at UPS. He told me once that whenever he was having a bad day, he would just look for a few packages marked fragile and start throwing them at the wall.

---------------------------
Sounds like your friend Tim was a useless turd. Got his resume handy? I'd like to make sure his gets tossed if it ever comes through our office.
-------------------------

Sorry, I can't give out his resume'. He works for the government now.

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OH MY GOD He's George Bush, isn't he!!?


written by 13439  | 10 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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>> ^Selektaa:
A while ago, I was expecting a package from UPS. I checked the tracking number at work, and it said it had been delivered. "Sweet," I think, and go about my day. When I get home a few hours later, there's no package to be found. I double check the tracking number, and sure enough, it says it was delivered that afternoon.

I call up my friend who works at UPS and has access to their computer system, and ask her to track it down for me. She says the system says that the package was delivered to the back door. WTF? I live in an apartment with one bedroom, and one door. She tells me to check my balcony, and sure enough, the box is sitting up there.

The driver had tossed the box ten feet up, over my balcony railing, leaving it at my "back door". Thankfully it was just a bunch of shirts, so nothing was harmed, but seriously, WTF?

I was reading this post and half expected to see my name at the bottom.
Got home one day and a FedEx label was in my door. "Drat, I missed them," I thought, expecting I'd have to drive across town to pick up my print server, but it said "delivered - balcony". I lived in a third floor apartment, and the package had been tossed from the stairwell, 10 feet up over the railing and onto the balcony.

I was flabbergasted, to the point where I took a few photos of the scene.


written by ReverendTed  | 10 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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I've always had issue with UPS, especially in the past six or so years. I don't think I've ever had an issue with FEDEX. Not once.


written by blankfist  | 10 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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After reading all these posts I'm convinced that the next time the summer Olympic roll around, we should just field a bunch of UPS and FedEx guys for things like the discus, shot put, etc. Just have to put everything in brown boxes and tell them they'll get their wages docked if they can't deliver all their packages.


written by Crosswords  | 10 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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man, what a tosser.


written by supersaiyan93  | 10 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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You should ship it with a proper warning

"This package contains Nitroglycerin: do not shake, will cause death"

"Scientific package. Very fragile. Biohazard. Do not shake. For the love of God, do not shake!"

"Fragile! Do not cover holes! Do not shake! Do not splash with water! Do not feed after midnight!"


written by gwiz665  | 10 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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i'd guess each one of these which gets out results in a firing


written by deathcow  | 10 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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You'd hope they'd get fired, but I'm starting to think this is policy.

I've been home and watched the same thing happen at least half a dozen times. I've called to complain every time, but it keeps happening.

The other option they seem to have is leaving a package leaning against the garage, so we can back over it with our car.


written by Bullwinkle  | 10 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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Dammit!!! I was thinking that the delivery man was going to ghost ride the whip or something and run around the driveway while the truck was still rolling, rolling, rolling down the street.

I am so disappointed in UPS!!!


written by 9671  | 10 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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I've never had a problem with UPS. I think the same guy has been delivering my route for years. He even brings my news paper up when he drops off packages.


written by jimnms  | 10 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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UPS broke two guitars of mine... damage that couldn't have been caused by simply dropping them. Both had major fractures... they looked like they'd been run over.


written by 8960  | 10 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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Personally, if I lived in an apartment I'd rather them toss it up to my balcony than leave it at the front door...might as well hang a neon sign on it saying "steal me". At least it's an effort to actually get it to you.


written by laura  | 10 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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>> ^deathcow:
I ship my telescopes with "FRAGILE", "SCIENTIFIC INSTRUMENTS", and "HIGH CLAIM ITEM" on them. They also go in plywood boxes and weigh > 80 lbs so that might assist in their safety. I have seen boot prints on the boxes.


I have the same problem when I ship my telescopes.


written by SlipperyPete  | 10 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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When I was in college both fedex and UPS would common put packages under your door mat to make them, I guess, less conspicuous. Except, they'd also do it for enormous packages. I had a dell computer shipped to me, which was like 3 a 3 foot square box. They left this $2000 package sitting there, with my tiny door mat perched on top. Nice.

This year, around xmas I had a lot of stuff shipped to me. Usually they leave stuff on my porch but they've gotten further and further away and have left several packages in my driveway, 10 feet or more from my door. Sometimes, in the rain.


written by rustybrooks  | 10 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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*short


written by gwiz665  | 10 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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This video has been flagged as being less than 1 minute in length - declared short by gwiz665.


written by siftbot  | 10 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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wow, that's crazy. There's no excuse for that. It also explains all the crushed corners and odd angles of packages I've received.


written by thehelix  | 10 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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