Hilarious response to 'gay marriage isn't natural' argument.
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Transcription by vairetube:
ok so i just watched your video...
and gay marriage just got legalized in Vermont
(and thats where i live)
so i thought i'd post a response...
because gay marriage is legal...
and im gay...
and im going to marry a gay.
...and you say in your video that gay marriage isnt natural,
but i dont think you know anything about whats natural,
because you live inside a house ,
and i saw pictures of you inside your room,
but i live outside in nature in the outdoors,
and you dont know what it is - anything -
to be about natural,
because you eat food from the - shtore,
and i eat food that i kill with a rock.
im a vegetarian and i eat plants,
but i kill all the food i eat with a rock.
i kill plants with a rock,
and i make a computer that's made out of wood
and i work on the computer thats made out of wood
your computer's made out of technology
so you shouldnt say anything about what it is to be natural and not to be natural,
because you dont know'n anything about what it is to be natural,
but i live in vermont and i use a computer that's made out of wood and rocks
i eat computers that are made out of wood and rocks,
and i use plants that are made out of computers,
and you dont know anything about what it is to be natural,
and you should get married to a gay,
cause im gonna get married to a gay,
and if you got garried to may to the,
you would learn anything about what it is to be natural.
so if you wanna learn anything about what it is to be natural,
you should go to the store,
you should buy wood that is made out of rocks,
and you should kill the computers with trees,
and then you would know anything about what it is to be natural,
and i dont know anything about what it is to be natural,
because im not gay and i got married to a gay.
if you get married to a gay
then you wont be gay anymore
because the gays get married
and then they become straight
because they are married to each other
and marraige isn't between a man and a woman
so one of them is going to turn into a woman or a man
if their either woman or man, not either -eending already -
and they're gonna get married to a gay.
so if you dont get married to a gay
then you wont know'n anything about what it is to be natural
and im gonna get married to the gay natural
im gonna be made out of wood
into the gatrolininay
are you gonna get married to the gay to the natural
gay intothenrararararangakinchilalpachek
Transcription by vairetube:
ok so i just watched your video...
and gay marriage just got legalized in Vermont
(and thats where i live)
so i thought i'd post a response...
because gay marriage is legal...
and im gay...
and im going to marry a gay.
...and you say in your video that gay marriage isnt natural,
but i dont think you know anything about whats natural,
because you live inside a house ,
and i saw pictures of you inside your room,
but i live outside in nature in the outdoors,
and you dont know what it is - anything -
to be about natural,
because you eat food from the - shtore,
and i eat food that i kill with a rock.
im a vegetarian and i eat plants,
but i kill all the food i eat with a rock.
i kill plants with a rock,
and i make a computer that's made out of wood
and i work on the computer thats made out of wood
your computer's made out of technology
so you shouldnt say anything about what it is to be natural and not to be natural,
because you dont know'n anything about what it is to be natural,
but i live in vermont and i use a computer that's made out of wood and rocks
i eat computers that are made out of wood and rocks,
and i use plants that are made out of computers,
and you dont know anything about what it is to be natural,
and you should get married to a gay,
cause im gonna get married to a gay,
and if you got garried to may to the,
you would learn anything about what it is to be natural.
so if you wanna learn anything about what it is to be natural,
you should go to the store,
you should buy wood that is made out of rocks,
and you should kill the computers with trees,
and then you would know anything about what it is to be natural,
and i dont know anything about what it is to be natural,
because im not gay and i got married to a gay.
if you get married to a gay
then you wont be gay anymore
because the gays get married
and then they become straight
because they are married to each other
and marraige isn't between a man and a woman
so one of them is going to turn into a woman or a man
if their either woman or man, not either -eending already -
and they're gonna get married to a gay.
so if you dont get married to a gay
then you wont know'n anything about what it is to be natural
and im gonna get married to the gay natural
im gonna be made out of wood
into the gatrolininay
are you gonna get married to the gay to the natural
gay intothenrararararangakinchilalpachek
Vote witheld.
Because if we're in it, every behavior we might have is natural.
Vote witheld as well.
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ok so i just watched your video...
and gay marriage just got legalized in Vermont
(and thats where i live)
so i thought i'd post a response...
because gay marriage is legal...
and im gay...
and im going to marry a gay.
...and you say in your video that gay marriage isnt natural,
but i dont think you know anything about whats natural,
because you live inside a house ,
and i saw pictures of you inside your room,
but i live outside in nature in the outdoors,
and you dont know what it is - anything -
to be about natural,
because you eat food from the - shtore,
and i eat food that i kill with a rock.
im a vegetarian and i eat plants,
but i kill all the food i eat with a rock.
i kill plants with a rock,
and i make a computer that's made out of wood
and i work on the computer thats made out of wood
your computer's made out of technology
so you shouldnt say anything about what it is to be natural and not to be natural,
because you dont know'n anything about what it is to be natural,
but i live in vermont and i use a computer that's made out of wood and rocks
i eat computers that are made out of wood and rocks,
and i use plants that are made out of computers,
and you dont know anything about what it is to be natural,
and you should get married to a gay,
cause im gonna get married to a gay,
and if you got garried to may to the,
you would learn anything about what it is to be natural.
so if you wanna learn anything about what it is to be natural,
you should go to the store,
you should buy wood that is made out of rocks,
and you should kill the computers with trees,
and then you would know anything about what it is to be natural,
and i dont know anything about what it is to be natural,
because im not gay and i got married to a gay.
if you get married to a gay
then you wont be gay anymore
because the gays get married
and then they become straight
because they are married to each other
and marraige isn't between a man and a woman
so one of them is going to turn into a woman or a man
if their either woman or man, not either -eending already -
and they're gonna get married to a gay.
so if you dont get married to a gay
then you wont know'n anything about what it is to be natural
and im gonna get married to the gay natural
im gonna be made out of wood
into the gatrolininay
are you gonna get married to the gay to the natural
gay intothenrararararangakinchilalpachek
5 words should suffice for anyone who's still parroting that homosexuality isn't natural.
That is good for refuting some of the fundamentalist's arguments, but this guy cuts even deeper than that. The whole point is that whether something is "natural" or not has no place in a discussion about ethics in general and gay marriage in particular. There are a lot of things we without question surround ourselves with that are completely unnatural, and there are many things that are natural that we would rather see extinguished. Ebola is natural, and so are tsunamis. Men are genetically disposed to be more violent than women. The great thing about being human is that we can step above our natural impulses. Whether we should do so or not is completely unrelated to whether the impulses are "natural" or not. The decision has to come from a rational moral discourse. And taking the concept of "natural" out of the picture, that discourse is rather simple in this case: Gay marriage doesn't harm anyone. --> It shouldn't be illegal.
Furthermore he makes a very good point.
This is just annoying.
Vote witheld as well.
+1
I appreciate the sentiment and the idea, but I didn't like the execution at all. Maybe I'm just not in the right mood, but imo this one's already overrated.
*edit* dang, upvoted when mean to downvote
upvote for confusing me.
It doesn't even matter if he's a straight man who eats processed meats ordered on the internet from a store and delivered in a van made in a factory by robots to a robot who prepares the food in a microwave for him, liquidizes it and feeds it to him through a plastic tube.
Upvote!
Stream of Con-scious-ness.
It seems to me he's running in circles.
BUT.
This was boring, unfunny, does nothing to win over anyone who is anti gay marriage... and is probably getting more upvotes based on it being a video discussing a good cause rather than actually being a good video.
I mean... that's a lot of votes for something this... nothing.
"I love this! He is cute too"
no
Why would you put RAGING FAGGOT in all caps if there isn't anything wrong with that?
He could have just said "marriage isn't natural to begin with, you stupid fucking religionist!"
edit - and I fail to see what's so hilarious about this. (Besides his nose.)
Not only this guy is a RAGING FAGGOT (not that there's anything wrong with that), but he is annoying, too...downvote
Not only is your mother a RAGING WHORE (not that there's anything wrong with that), but she is annoying, too...downvote.
That's it, guys. You're going down!
You can't have your cake and eat it too.
All that should matter from a religious persective is the inherent morality of a person's actions. If an act is moral then it is good. If an act is immoral then it should be abandoned. Judeo-Christianity (in general) believes sexual impurity of any kind is immoral. There is no need to justify that position. It is what it is. The argument over the secular benefits of marriage is an entirely different matter.
Truth.. dude... because you're being derogatory... you can't be technical with such an obviously powerful word, unless you're legitmately confused... in which case.. to clarify:
it's because the intent seems skewed toward derogatory unless you know without doubt it's not... it just slips to that route... ya know???
which you do, you're just being A jerk.
'raging faggot' not only implies that the person embodies STRONGLY, with INTENSITY, the characteristics of a faggot as defined solely in negative dispargements through innuendo... it implies you feel it is important to place a strong emphasis on that.
that's why we know exactly what you meant by it, and although not all your comments are as asinine (my fav word), don't spread your fucking nonsense here. this is the internet. have some respect. haha.
"Neither is the internet, get off it."
Simple.