hard,to,kill,movie,fading,career,stupid,dumb,dialog,idiot Hilarious Steven Seagal one-liner

Hilarious Steven Seagal one-liner

posted by gwiz665

11 months ago • 7737 views

tags: hard, to, kill, movie, fading, career, stupid, dumb, dialog, idiot

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And you can take that to the bank.

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When I see a killed carcass, I prey on it like a vulture... Om nom nom.
(RIP karaidl.)

written by gwiz665

| 11 months ago | CH

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A...genuinely moving...and deceptively profound piece of cinema.

Rarely does an actor's oeuvre rise to such sensational heights.

I laughed...I cried...I sniffed more glue....

written by rougy

| 11 months ago | CH

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...and the award for best screenplay goes to...

written by antonye

| 11 months ago | CH

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Well at least he knows how valuable that blood is to people. When he pulverizes his face into dust and blood is spilling everywhere, doctors and nurses with buckets will be running around trying to prevent the precious juice from hitting the ground.

written by K0MMIE

| 11 months ago | CH

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I've definitely seen this sifted before. Regardless it's absolutely hilarious

written by RedSky

| 11 months ago | CH

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Imagine a guy giggling like a little girl even as he facepalms...

That guy is me...

written by Asmo | 11 months ago | CH

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It has been sifted before, perhaps the other video is dead. Also his name is spelled Seagal, not Segal.

written by dw1117

| 11 months ago | CH

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We'll keep an eye out for ya, Seagal.

written by Aniatario | 11 months ago | CH

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Phrases that repeat! Phrases that repeat!

written by Morganth | 11 months ago | CH

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That's good that he's doing Sen. Trent that service. Because there are a lot of people in need of both rare and common blood types. So, it's really a mitzvah!

written by Trancecoach

| 11 months ago | CH

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Gonna take your mom to the bank.

written by cheesemoo

| 11 months ago | CH

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>> ^cheesemoo:
Gonna take your mom to the bank.

To the sperm bank.

written by 9619 | 11 months ago | CH

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Dental plan. Lisa needs braces. Dental plan. Lisa needs braces. Dental plan..

written by dbot2006

| 11 months ago | CH

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>> ^Raaagh:
>> ^cheesemoo:
Gonna take your mom to the bank.

To the sperm bank.

Awesome.

written by 9980 | 11 months ago | CH

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>> ^Raaagh:
>> ^cheesemoo:
Gonna take your mom to the bank.

To the sperm bank.

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written by rottenseed

| 11 months ago | CH

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/\ are you having a wank there or...?

written by dannym3141

| 11 months ago | CH

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