Hilarious Stand-up on Heaven and Hell

Can you imagine if you gave up all the awesome things in life like marijuana and going to raves, and you get to heaven, and you get a HARP.
siftbotsays...

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Xaielaosays...

Funny and true.

If you try and find what Hell is like it goes into minute details. If you ask what Heaven is like you get a general 'you will be happy for eturnity' but zero real detail.

I wonder why that is.

mentalitysays...

The trembling high pitch voice he does, along with the mimed harp playing, is simply brilliant!

"I'll just play it.....and see..what happens.... ah..ha.haha?"

Incidentally, this is one of the reason why I became an atheist: When I realized that spending an eternity alive, even in heaven, would fucking suck.

TheFreaksays...

>> ^mentality:
The trembling high pitch voice he does, along with the mimed harp playing, is simply brilliant!
"I'll just play it.....and see..what happens.... ah..ha.haha?"
Incidentally, this is one of the reason why I became an atheist: When I realized that spending an eternity alive, even in heaven, would fucking suck.

I'm pretty sure I became an Atheist the day I realized heaven meant spending an eternity hanging out with hardcore Christians. I can't even endure a light dinner party with that crowd.

In fact, if your suffering in hell reflects your sins and worst fears, I'm pretty sure my hell would be to be sent to heaven where an infinite number of Christians can spend an eternity trying to convert me.

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