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mail,order,bride,johnnysmooth Help Me Choose a Mail Order Bride

Help Me Choose a Mail Order Bride

posted by dotdude

2 years 1 month 2 weeks ago • 1119 views

tags: mail, order, bride, johnnysmooth

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YouTuber johnnysmooth wants his viewers' help. His description: This is not a joke. Only idiots get their wives for free. d'uh! As some of you know, I like older women. Don't make fun. Please tell me which one you like the best. 80s pimp music by yours truly.

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Johnny. Dude. Throw out evrybody but these, then cue it up again. 3,4,5,7,10,12,14,16,18,20,22,24,26,28.
You know, There's much to be said for living alone..

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#17 is a real hottie, I'm gonna save my money for her.

written by BillOreilly

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A true gentleman, not discriminating by looks.

written by CaptainPlanet420

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I like how one of them is named "tasty morsel".

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With all that money, he could remodel his ~~apartment~~ parent's basement and then maybe girls won't be so damn scared off.

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12, 14, or 24... but this is so totally a joke it doesn't really matter... funny though.

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29! Definitely 29!
What was her name again?

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Ugh! [pukes]

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#4 almost has that uni-brow kickin. If hairy is his thing then he should pick that one.

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