By the time this video ends its reign at the top of the top 15, it will have accrued 104 votes. Sarzy hath spoken.

^It sure has a lot of pro-Obama/anti-Hillary videos to climb past.

Don't be down on the brother, that bird was red. Everybody knows that's Green Lantern's kryptonite.

We need a *short channel fo sho.

First Fabio, now the Green Lantern. Who will save us?!?

...how does this NOT get old?!

Awesome. Straight to number 1.

>> ^therealblankman:
Don't be down on the brother, that bird was red. Everybody knows that's Green Lantern's kryptonite.


Darth Blankfist informs me that I was mistaken and that in fact it's Yellow that is Green Lantern's kryptonite. In that case I withdraw my defense- Green Lantern is a wuss.

edit: but the bird's beak was yellow. I'm torn.

Needs slow mo action replay!

This just confirms what I've gleaned from every video game I've ever played: birds are jerks. Hal Jordan is just kickin' it on some scenic outlook, enjoying his vacation from the Justice League, and some murder-hawk has to come and ruin everyone's damn day.

He was more wronged than Ninja Gaiden.

And here it is at number one!

Well called, DrPawn, well called.

He must have said the magic word... where's his $100?

104 votes! I called it. Now quick, everyone stop voting so I can look good.

Well least he's doin better than Apache Chief.

Correct me if I'm wrong but did Green Lantern turn black suddenly or is it just me?

No! Keep upvoting! Let's make Sarzy look like a liar! -- Still, great call. 104? I wouldn't have called that. I thought maybe 50 something.

>> ^Sarzy:
By the time this video ends its reign at the top of the top 15, it will have accrued 104 votes. Sarzy hath spoken.


Annnnnnd CLICK! one-hundred-and fifth, what what!?

(crushing predictions aside, this is the best 3 seconds of the internet)

I wanted 105...I'll settle for 106.

Jeez, this video is even more popular than I could have predicted. Next stop: the world. That ukelele playing bastard had better watch his back.

I didn't laugh.

Did too, I heard you.


Not telling you how though.

Guy Gardner was obviously the best Green Lantern.

This has "loop me" written all over it. Also, I swear I've seen that bird somewhere before. Something about it's enormous cartoon eyes and batman-esque head plumage. It looks like somebody's school mascot.

epic.

>> ^jwray:
I didn't laugh.


That's because doctors removed your sense of humor. And yes I'm aware that is not possible, but trust me, it is.

We are SO desperate for entertainment these days, aren't we?

I was waiting to see if anyone would bring it up, but is there any reason why the bird is invisible for a bit? Then it just appears a few inches behind that weird smoke trail. wtf is the matter with that bird

It just never gets old. I've watched it three times today and laughed every single time. I think it's the sound effects that make this comedy gold.

136.>> ^Sarzy:
By the time this video ends its reign at the top of the top 15, it will have accrued 104 votes. Sarzy hath spoken.

*short

This video has been flagged as being less than 1 minute in length - declared short by Sarzy.

*promote

Promoting this video back to the front page; last published Saturday, April 19th, 2008 9:52am PDT - promote requested by kronosposeidon.

3 seconds of video followed by 15 seconds of commercials.

Oh well. At least it isn't the other way around.

*quality

Boosting this quality contribution up in the Hot Listing - declared quality by kronosposeidon.

*length=00:00:03

The duration of this video has been updated from unknown to 03 secs - length declared by residue.

*fail

Adding video to channels (Fail) - requested by MrFisk.

I don't get it (192 upvotes). Someone help me out. I must be missing something.

*dead

This video has been declared non-functional; embed code must be fixed within 2 days or it will be sent to the dead pool - declared dead by dystopianfuturetoday.

Awarding dystopianfuturetoday with one Power Point for fixing this video's dead embed code.

It's absurd and only 3 seconds long. >> ^eric3579:

I don't get it (192 upvotes). Someone help me out. I must be missing something.