green lantern,bird,superfriends,ownage,pwned Green Lantern Sucks (3 seconds of hilarity)

Green Lantern Sucks (3 seconds of hilarity)

posted by blankfist

1 year 7 months 1 week ago • 6004 views

tags: green lantern, bird, superfriends, ownage, pwned

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Green Lantern gets nailed by a bird, and he goes down. That's got to be the most embarrassing moment of his life. Why did they have to make the best Green Lantern (Hal Jordan) into such a dim ass in the cartoon?

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By the time this video ends its reign at the top of the top 15, it will have accrued 104 votes. Sarzy hath spoken.

written by Sarzy

| 1 year 7 months 1 week ago | CH

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^It sure has a lot of pro-Obama/anti-Hillary videos to climb past.

written by blankfist

| 1 year 7 months 1 week ago | CH

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Don't be down on the brother, that bird was red. Everybody knows that's Green Lantern's kryptonite.

written by therealblankman

| 1 year 7 months 1 week ago | CH

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We need a *short channel fo sho.

written by calvados

| 1 year 7 months 1 week ago | CH

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First Fabio, now the Green Lantern. Who will save us?!?

written by Xax

| 1 year 7 months 1 week ago | CH

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...how does this NOT get old?!

written by Shepppard

| 1 year 7 months 1 week ago | CH

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Awesome. Straight to number 1.

written by 8266 | 1 year 7 months 1 week ago | CH

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>> ^therealblankman:
Don't be down on the brother, that bird was red. Everybody knows that's Green Lantern's kryptonite.

Darth Blankfist informs me that I was mistaken and that in fact it's Yellow that is Green Lantern's kryptonite. In that case I withdraw my defense- Green Lantern is a wuss.

edit: but the bird's beak was yellow. I'm torn.

written by therealblankman

| 1 year 7 months 1 week ago | CH

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Needs slow mo action replay!

written by chilaxe

| 1 year 7 months 1 week ago | CH

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This just confirms what I've gleaned from every video game I've ever played: birds are jerks. Hal Jordan is just kickin' it on some scenic outlook, enjoying his vacation from the Justice League, and some murder-hawk has to come and ruin everyone's damn day.

He was more wronged than Ninja Gaiden.

written by eleavitt

| 1 year 7 months 1 week ago | CH

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And here it is at number one!

written by 8266 | 1 year 7 months 1 week ago | CH

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Well called, DrPawn, well called.

written by gwiz665

| 1 year 7 months 1 week ago | CH

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He must have said the magic word... where's his $100?

written by Payback

| 1 year 7 months 1 week ago | CH

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104 votes! I called it. Now quick, everyone stop voting so I can look good.

written by Sarzy

| 1 year 7 months 1 week ago | CH

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Well least he's doin better than Apache Chief.

Correct me if I'm wrong but did Green Lantern turn black suddenly or is it just me?

written by Aniatario | 1 year 7 months 1 week ago | CH

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No! Keep upvoting! Let's make Sarzy look like a liar! -- Still, great call. 104? I wouldn't have called that. I thought maybe 50 something.

written by blankfist

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>> ^Sarzy:
By the time this video ends its reign at the top of the top 15, it will have accrued 104 votes. Sarzy hath spoken.

Annnnnnd CLICK! one-hundred-and fifth, what what!?

(crushing predictions aside, this is the best 3 seconds of the internet)

written by iwastheturkey

| 1 year 7 months 1 week ago | CH

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I wanted 105...I'll settle for 106.

written by sroemerm | 1 year 7 months 1 week ago | CH

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Jeez, this video is even more popular than I could have predicted. Next stop: the world. That ukelele playing bastard had better watch his back.

written by Sarzy

| 1 year 7 months 1 week ago | CH

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I didn't laugh.

written by jwray

| 1 year 7 months 1 week ago | CH

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Did too, I heard you.

Not telling you how though.

written by Payback

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Guy Gardner was obviously the best Green Lantern.

written by gorillaman

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This has "loop me" written all over it. Also, I swear I've seen that bird somewhere before. Something about it's enormous cartoon eyes and batman-esque head plumage. It looks like somebody's school mascot.

written by Spiff

| 1 year 7 months 1 week ago | CH

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epic.

written by elysse | 1 year 7 months 1 week ago | CH

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>> ^jwray:
I didn't laugh.

That's because doctors removed your sense of humor. And yes I'm aware that is not possible, but trust me, it is.

written by gorgonheap

| 1 year 7 months 1 week ago | CH

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We are SO desperate for entertainment these days, aren't we?

written by kronosposeidon

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I was waiting to see if anyone would bring it up, but is there any reason why the bird is invisible for a bit? Then it just appears a few inches behind that weird smoke trail. wtf is the matter with that bird

written by residue

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