Green Lantern Sucks (3 seconds of hilarity)
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Green Lantern gets nailed by a bird, and he goes down. That's got to be the most embarrassing moment of his life. Why did they have to make the best Green Lantern (Hal Jordan) into such a dim ass in the cartoon?
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By the time this video ends its reign at the top of the top 15, it will have accrued 104 votes. Sarzy hath spoken.


written by Sarzy  | 3 months ago | CH
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^It sure has a lot of pro-Obama/anti-Hillary videos to climb past.


written by blankfist  | 3 months ago | CH
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Don't be down on the brother, that bird was red. Everybody knows that's Green Lantern's kryptonite.


written by therealblankman  | 3 months ago | CH
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We need a *short channel fo sho.


written by calvados  | 3 months ago | CH
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First Fabio, now the Green Lantern. Who will save us?!?


written by Xax  | 3 months ago | CH
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...how does this NOT get old?!


written by Shepppard  | 3 months ago | CH
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Awesome. Straight to number 1.


written by DrPawn  | 3 months ago | CH
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>> ^therealblankman:
Don't be down on the brother, that bird was red. Everybody knows that's Green Lantern's kryptonite.


Darth Blankfist informs me that I was mistaken and that in fact it's Yellow that is Green Lantern's kryptonite. In that case I withdraw my defense- Green Lantern is a wuss.

edit: but the bird's beak was yellow. I'm torn.




written by therealblankman  | 3 months ago | CH
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Needs slow mo action replay!


written by chilaxe  | 3 months ago | CH
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This just confirms what I've gleaned from every video game I've ever played: birds are jerks. Hal Jordan is just kickin' it on some scenic outlook, enjoying his vacation from the Justice League, and some murder-hawk has to come and ruin everyone's damn day.

He was more wronged than Ninja Gaiden.


written by eleavitt  | 3 months ago | CH
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And here it is at number one!


written by DrPawn  | 3 months ago | CH
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Well called, DrPawn, well called.


written by gwiz665  | 3 months ago | CH
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He must have said the magic word... where's his $100?


written by Payback  | 3 months ago | CH
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104 votes! I called it. Now quick, everyone stop voting so I can look good.


written by Sarzy  | 3 months ago | CH
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Well least he's doin better than Apache Chief.

Correct me if I'm wrong but did Green Lantern turn black suddenly or is it just me?


written by Aniatario  | 3 months ago | CH
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No! Keep upvoting! Let's make Sarzy look like a liar! -- Still, great call. 104? I wouldn't have called that. I thought maybe 50 something.


written by blankfist  | 3 months ago | CH
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>> ^Sarzy:
By the time this video ends its reign at the top of the top 15, it will have accrued 104 votes. Sarzy hath spoken.


Annnnnnd CLICK! one-hundred-and fifth, what what!?

(crushing predictions aside, this is the best 3 seconds of the internet)




written by iwastheturkey  | 3 months ago | CH
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I wanted 105...I'll settle for 106.


written by sroemerm  | 3 months ago | CH
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Jeez, this video is even more popular than I could have predicted. Next stop: the world. That ukelele playing bastard had better watch his back.


written by Sarzy  | 3 months ago | CH
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I didn't laugh.


written by jwray  | 3 months ago | CH
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Did too, I heard you.


Not telling you how though.


written by Payback  | 3 months ago | CH
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Guy Gardner was obviously the best Green Lantern.


written by gorillaman  | 3 months ago | CH
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This has "loop me" written all over it. Also, I swear I've seen that bird somewhere before. Something about it's enormous cartoon eyes and batman-esque head plumage. It looks like somebody's school mascot.


written by Spiff  | 3 months ago | CH
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epic.


written by elysse  | 3 months ago | CH
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>> ^jwray:
I didn't laugh.


That's because doctors removed your sense of humor. And yes I'm aware that is not possible, but trust me, it is.




written by gorgonheap  | 3 months ago | CH
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We are SO desperate for entertainment these days, aren't we?


written by kronosposeidon  | 3 months ago | CH
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I was waiting to see if anyone would bring it up, but is there any reason why the bird is invisible for a bit? Then it just appears a few inches behind that weird smoke trail. wtf is the matter with that bird


written by residue  | 3 months ago | CH
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It just never gets old. I've watched it three times today and laughed every single time. I think it's the sound effects that make this comedy gold.


written by SDGundamX  | 3 months ago | CH
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136.>> ^Sarzy:
By the time this video ends its reign at the top of the top 15, it will have accrued 104 votes. Sarzy hath spoken.





written by therealblankman  | 3 months ago | CH
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