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What a nice doggie - didn't chomp the goose's neck.


written by critttter  | 5 days 2 hours 36 minutes ago | CH
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HA! HA! HA! Thats one pissed off goose...

Goose found to have played GTA IV!

That explains everything...


written by Zonbie  | 4 days 13 hours 10 minutes ago | CH
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It's not often you get to see a good First Person Goose Choker (FPGC) film. Kudos.

...And was anyone else reminded of the T-1000 chasing the car in Terminator 2?


written by Kevlar  | 4 days 11 hours 4 minutes ago | CH
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it's just one of those scenes that if viewed from shore, one would have to re-evaluate humans' actual position in the "pecking order" (no pun intended)


written by rottenseed  | 3 days 6 hours 32 minutes ago | CH
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those chemicals they put on golf courses have interesting side effects


written by BillOreilly  | 3 days 5 hours 53 minutes ago | CH
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I love how at the end he zooms away under power for like 200 yards and then we see the goose gas himself out beyond striking range. That's one pissed off goose! Oh and I love Labs. Such nice lil' doogies.


written by budzos  | 3 days 5 hours 24 minutes ago | CH
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This is *comedy gold!

That bird reminds me of my ex-wife. Except she would be the one choking me.


written by kronosposeidon  | 3 days 5 hours 18 minutes ago | CH
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Adding video to channels (Comedy) - requested by kronosposeidon.


written by siftbot  | 3 days 5 hours 18 minutes ago | CH
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This explains the disturbing trend of more Canadian geese coming into the U.S. and carrying out anti-canine hate crimes. It's sick I tell ya.


written by gorgonheap  | 3 days 5 hours 9 minutes ago | CH
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>> ^Kevlar:
It's not often you get to see a good First Person Goose Choker (FPGC) film. Kudos.

...And was anyone else reminded of the T-1000 chasing the car in Terminator 2?


Ha ha ha, totally.

Geese are horrible creatures. The only animal I really dislike. I had a long running battle with one bastard on a farm where i lived. every time i came in for work this fucker would start hissing and flapping at me. this got extremely irritating after a couple of weeks.

When Christmas came around I kept dropping hints about how cruelly christmas turkeys are treated... and how delicious geese are.

Still, the bastard was still going strong when i left.


written by adamwsmith6580  | 3 days 3 hours 52 minutes ago | CH
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I'm surprised the guy held onto the camera the whole time.

I woulda either whapped the goose against the ground and have dinner - or throw it behind the boat engine.


written by doogle  | 3 days 3 hours 31 minutes ago | CH
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In my experience, Canadian geese are always this pissed off. Some years ago one of them went after a friend of mine while he was sitting in his car with the windows down. His solution was to punch the thing in the head. It backed down a little after that.


written by xxovercastxx  | 3 days 3 hours 5 minutes ago | CH
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I've got an idea for a nintendo wii game...


written by ChosenOne  | 3 days 17 minutes ago | CH
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hehehe, maaaan that would have been one dead goose if he nipped at my dog. Hes become a little tame in his years now but, hes an american bulldog, and hell take a bite if he dosnt like it.

Nice example to about how resilient the neck of a goose is. One of the reasons hunting geese is a PITA, you use buck shot, but you dont want to hit the chest otherwise youll be picking pieces of led/metal out of your meal. So you have to try and break its neck with a shot. Easier said then done.


written by jmd  | 2 days 23 hours 19 minutes ago | CH
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It's baby goose season... I saw the cutest little goslings on my way to work today.


written by grinter  | 2 days 23 hours 4 minutes ago | CH
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BREAK ITS FUCKING NECK! LEARN ABOUT EVOLUTION.


written by AceOfKidneys  | 2 days 23 hours ago | CH
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I'm fascinated by how the bird was so fixated on the dog that it completely ignored the human that had his hands wrapped around its neck. Yes geese can be mean, and I've seen them go after little kids before, but to just plain ignore a human that clearly could kill it at any second? That's nuts. Can geese get rabies? Or some form of mad bird disease? I don't know how else to explain that behavior. Maybe * eia?


written by SDGundamX  | 2 days 22 hours 46 minutes ago | CH
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Yeesh. That guy was a lot nicer to the goose than I would have been. Second or third time it went for my dog, I would have been swinging it around by the neck and bashing it into things. After that, let's just say that I'd probably want to break out the rotisserie.


written by HadouKen24  | 2 days 21 hours 30 minutes ago | CH
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>> ^Zonbie:
HA! HA! HA! Thats one pissed off goose...

Goose found to have played GTA IV!

That explains everything...


That guy's just lucky he didn't get boat-jacked.


written by chilaxe  | 2 days 21 hours 3 minutes ago | CH
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*NSFW lots of cussing


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This video has been flagged as being Not Suitable For Work - declared nsfw by jwray.


written by siftbot  | 2 days 17 hours 57 minutes ago | CH
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Maybe the goose just had some convincing intel about WMD´s on the boat?


written by maatc  | 2 days 17 hours 5 minutes ago | CH
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it probably had a nest nearby.


written by MycroftHomlz  | 2 days 12 hours 54 minutes ago | CH
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Can you say, boat oar to the head???


written by dpedro  | 2 days 11 hours 6 minutes ago | CH
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psycho goose


written by lucidgroove  | 2 days 10 hours 45 minutes ago | CH
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What a panzy dog. Did you see the hair in the birds mouth that it ripped off that dog? Come on Gabby defend yourself. Ive been attacked by those before by just walking to close to the water. Very territorial. Swans are worse, one bit the tip of my brothers finger off when it attacked. I got a stick and tried to beat it away then the cops came to try and arrest me for animal cruelty while my brother was looking for the rest of his fucking finger. Damn birds


written by Jordass  | 2 days 8 hours 32 minutes ago | CH
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LOL it's like playing a customized version of Doom with a Goose Weapon


written by deathcow  | 2 days 7 hours 47 minutes ago | CH
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I would have lost my patience and killed the goose if that was me.


written by JAPR  | 2 days 6 hours 54 minutes ago | CH
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Where's a Nintendo Light Gun when you need it?


written by notarobot  | 2 days 6 hours 29 minutes ago | CH
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written by notarobot  | 2 days 6 hours 26 minutes ago | CH
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>> ^SDGundamX:
Can geese get rabies?


Nein. Rabies is a mammalian disease.

>> ^notarobot:
Where's a Nintendo Light Gun when you need it?


Where's a "http://" when you need it?


written by xxovercastxx  | 2 days 5 hours 38 minutes ago | CH
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Geese:1
Humans:0


written by mt256  | 2 days 1 hour 40 minutes ago | CH
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holy shit


written by Baera  | 2 days 1 hour 28 minutes ago | CH
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>> ^Zonbie:
HA! HA! HA! Thats one pissed off goose...

Goose found to have played GTA IV!

That explains everything...


Get Jack Thompson!


written by ant  | 2 days 1 hour 8 minutes ago | CH
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*actionpack and *Canada? YES OH YES! I told him he shouldn't have eaten all its eggs.


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Adding video to channels (Actionpack, Canada) - requested by Krupo.


written by siftbot  | 1 day 22 hours 43 minutes ago | CH
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*nochannel. Pretty sure this hill billy doesn't live in Canada. I never heard him say "eh". The goose being a Canadian Goose doesn't count. *catsanddogs, *wtf, *actionpack, *comedy, *nature


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written by siftbot  | 1 day 21 hours 50 minutes ago | CH
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Talking about tenacity..

Don't be to hard on geese, one day they saved Rome..
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Domestic_goose#Geese_in_fiction_and_myth

@Krupo
yes I wonder what happened before he started videotaping..


written by Eklek  | 1 day 17 hours 28 minutes ago | CH
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I say it's Canadian, because it's a *Canada goose, also called Canadian goose. Good enough for me, eh.

If the geese of the Great White North are all like that, no wonder Canadians need universal health care.


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written by siftbot  | 1 day 7 hours 9 minutes ago | CH
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*facesOfDeath *gooseTalk


written by deathcow  | 1 day 6 hours 32 minutes ago | CH
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Guess why whisky factories are guarded by hords of geese ...

But, I'm curious about one thing : Does this volatile should win against an honey-badger ? ( http://www.videosift.com/video/Honey-Badger-The-Most-Fearless-Animal-on-Earth )


written by Bakalex  | 1 day 3 hours 46 minutes ago | CH
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damn...rome Total War should have some flaming geeses....those and the pigs and the elephants would be useless.....Rome fucked up!! They shoulda lit them gooses......


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