Hah, he got raped.

The truly creepy part is that this guy is the grandson of Tippi Hedren.

Geese are truly fuckers. We had a huge pond growing up and kept some domesticated, pekin ducks and one goose. The goose's territory gradually expanded from the pond's shore all the way to our back porch, chasing anyone who dared to venture outside. Eventually my mother got fed up with it, so she shot it.

It's true, geese are the assholes of the feathered world.

A goose is one of the few animals that will try to attack you for feeding it.

and from that day on he stopped being a pussy fisherman and started being a macho bird hunter.

I've always thought that geese were surprisingly ill tempered for an animal that is so tasty.

This guy survived a rear naked goose choke and didn't tap, i salute his bravery.

Swans are even worse. Stay the hell away from those things. They'll kick your ass.

Take that opposable thumbs!

>> ^WaterDweller:
Hah, he got raped.


Dammit, that was what I was going to post. Male waterfowl will bang anything. Other species, plastic bags, professional kayak anglers; anything.

Where's Richard Attenborough for the commentary when you need him?!

*timeshift

Adding video to channels (Timeshift) - requested by brycewi19.

Well, he did call it "dumb"...

You're my wife now, Dave.

Foie gras anyone?

I think if that where me the camera would have a malfunction shortly thereafter.