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God Must Ensure McCain Win, To Secure His Reputation

posted by Januari 1 year 1 month 3 weeks ago • 922 views

tags: Religion, Contest, Electon08, Politics

Ok so let me get this straight... God has to protect his reputation least he be slighted by all the other gods?...

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"Their God is 'bigger' than you"

Wow... just wow... thats all i got.

written by Januari | 1 year 1 month 3 weeks ago | CH

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Ahh yes.. Another fight of
"My god is bigger and better then your god!"

written by Fiver2

| 1 year 1 month 3 weeks ago | CH

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...and we wonder why we're such a divided nation.

written by zombieater | 1 year 1 month 3 weeks ago | CH

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Is it wrong that this quote comes to mind after watching this video?

“You can safely assume you have created God in your own image when it turns out that God hates the same people you do.”

written by mauz15

| 1 year 1 month 3 weeks ago | CH

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Frank Zappa really said it best...

Whoever we are, where ever we're from
we should've noticed by now, our behavior is dumb
and if our chances expect to improve
its gonna take a lot more than trying to remove
the other race, or the other whatever
from the face of the planet altogether

...
And when his humble tv servant
With humble white hair
And humble glasses
And a nice brown suit
And maybe a blond wife who takes phone calls
Tells us our God says
It's okay to do this stuff
Then we gotta do it,
'cause if we don't do it,
We ain't goin' up to hebbin!
(depending on which book you're using at the
Time...can't use theirs... it don't work
...it's all lies...gotta use mine...)
Ain't that right?
That's what they say
Every night...
Every day...
Hey, we can't really be dumb
If we're just following god's orders
Hey, let's get serious...
God knows what he's doin'
He wrote this book here
An' the book says:
He made us all to be just like him,"
So...
If we're dumb...
Then God is dumb...
(an' maybe even a little ugly on the side)

written by kagenin | 1 year 1 month 3 weeks ago | CH

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"They're praying to their God, whether it's Hindu, Buddha... uh... Allah..." Hahaha.

written by direpickle | 1 year 1 month 3 weeks ago | CH

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