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God,Genesis,Moses,Stars,Universe,50 sextillion stars God Just Had Poor Math Skills.

God Just Had Poor Math Skills.

posted by Lann 1 month 2 weeks ago • 3183 views
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The earth is just so much more complicated than the stars...

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Tags for this video have been changed from 'God, Genisis, Moses, Stars, Universe' to 'God, Genesis, Moses, Stars, Universe' - edited by kronosposeidon


written by siftbot  | 1 month 2 weeks ago | CH
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*nsfw. Who knew God had such a pottymouth?


written by kronosposeidon  | 1 month 2 weeks ago | CH
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Video is already flagged NSFW - ignoring nsfw request by kronosposeidon.


written by siftbot  | 1 month 2 weeks ago | CH
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Love the cannabis leaf.


written by gwiz665  | 1 month 2 weeks ago | CH
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Tags for this video have been changed from 'God, Genesis, Moses, Stars, Universe' to 'God, Genesis, Moses, Stars, Universe, 50 sextillion stars' - edited by jwray


written by siftbot  | 1 month 2 weeks ago | CH
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While I dont believe in god, i have to defend the bible in this case.

You see, if a christian would see this video he could very easily discredit this fact.
As more and more "facts" are proven false in the bible christians (the more sneaky onces atleast) have agreed that those facts which are clearly proven false by modern day science or just common sence have abstract meanings like in this story for example 1 day is abstract because god hadn't created time and space yet, maybe space but not time!

If that fails, they can just say well... there were no video cameras back then! so how can u prove that it isint true!?

So what im trying to say, if ur trying to make an impact on somebody you should trap them untill they finally maybe possibly perhaps think for themselves.


written by Crunchy  | 1 month 2 weeks ago | CH
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Theres really no way religion can survive the internet, so I wouldn't worry about it. It'll be gone naturally in the next few generations as more and more people become connected.


written by imstellar28  | 1 month 2 weeks ago | CH
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^I take solace in that.


written by gwiz665  | 1 month 2 weeks ago | CH
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If god created space before time, there would be no energy. And without energy, the universe would be 0 Kelvins, thus negating any chance of life existing.

Oh, and any Christian who tries to explain (within the context of their belief) the facts that science has used to disprove the Bible is grasping for anything that can hold their worthless faith in hand. They are god's sycophants, and they don't deserve the marvels of science.

>> ^Crunchy:
While I dont believe in god, i have to defend the bible in this case.

You see, if a christian would see this video he could very easily discredit this fact.
As more and more "facts" are proven false in the bible christians (the more sneaky onces atleast) have agreed that those facts which are clearly proven false by modern day science or just common sence have abstract meanings like in this story for example 1 day is abstract because god hadn't created time and space yet, maybe space but not time!

If that fails, they can just say well... there were no video cameras back then! so how can u prove that it isint true!?

So what im trying to say, if ur trying to make an impact on somebody you should trap them untill they finally maybe possibly perhaps think for themselves.



written by thinker247  | 1 month 2 weeks ago | CH
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Well, you know, he had to get all the tooling set up to manufacture the earth. Once the tooling was in place he was able to manufacture over 1 octillian units an hour.

Basic manufacturing theory, really.


written by arghness  | 1 month 2 weeks ago | CH
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>> ^arghness:
Well, you know, he had to get all the tooling set up to manufacture the earth. Once the tooling was in place he was able to manufacture over 1 octillian units an hour.

Basic manufacturing theory, really.


But, what does he do about black holes, the manufacturing system will fall apart (or discretely disappear from sight).


written by kceaton1  | 1 month 2 weeks ago | CH
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Easy, God didn't do the stars; he built a crazy-smart supercomputer named Hactar to do it for him. You don't honestly think God would have made Krikkit, do you?


written by PHJF  | 1 month 2 weeks ago | CH
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Maybe She really, really, really took her time over the earth.


written by Deano  | 1 month 2 weeks ago | CH
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>> ^imstellar28:
Theres really no way religion can survive the internet, so I wouldn't worry about it. It'll be gone naturally in the next few generations as more and more people become connected.


Oh yes, obviously the Internet is fostering an explosion of rational thought everywhere.

Have you read comments on Youtube recently? Or any site with a wide-demographic audience? I'm pretty sure the Internet is making it easier for new and old religion, faith healing, miracle cures etc. to spread, not harder. The Internet just makes it easier to spread information, and that includes lies and irrational ideas.

Frankly, looking at the kind of rapid-fire discussion going on, I worry that the more reasonable, humane type of religion is dying out and a more crass type of religion is rising.


written by rebuilder  | 1 month 2 weeks ago | CH
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>> ^rebuilder:
>> ^imstellar28:
Theres really no way religion can survive the internet, so I wouldn't worry about it. It'll be gone naturally in the next few generations as more and more people become connected.


Oh yes, obviously the Internet is fostering an explosion of rational thought everywhere.

Have you read comments on Youtube recently? Or any site with a wide-demographic audience? I'm pretty sure the Internet is making it easier for new and old religion, faith healing, miracle cures etc. to spread, not harder. The Internet just makes it easier to spread information, and that includes lies and irrational ideas.

Frankly, looking at the kind of rapid-fire discussion going on, I worry that the more reasonable, humane type of religion is dying out and a more crass type of religion is rising.


Unfortunately I am going to have to agree with rebuilder on this one.


written by d3bas3r  | 1 month 2 weeks ago | CH
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To ironically misquote a little Shakespeare:

"The fault, dear YouTube, is not in our stars, but in ourselves."


written by NetRunner  | 1 month 2 weeks ago | CH
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There is a difference between discrediting religious belief, making fun of it and being downright insulting. People should consider that once this entire fluff is over we still have to be able to look each other in the eye.

I find the style of this video to be in poor taste and I am an atheist and definitely not the squirmish kind. Just me?


written by Mauru  | 1 month 2 weeks ago | CH
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love the last line


written by johnald128  | 1 month 1 week ago | CH
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