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glenn beck,douchebag,car crash,the onion,onn,fake news Glenn Beck Tragically Alive After Fatal Car Accident

Glenn Beck Tragically Alive After Fatal Car Accident

posted by EDD

3 weeks 2 days ago • 4779 views

tags: glenn beck, douchebag, car crash, the onion, onn, fake news

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Unfortunately, a 17-year old teenager who didn't have pig-eyes and a squared haircut was the victim of a horrific car crash only a lying scumbag such as Glenn Beck would deserve.

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"There is no harder feeling that having Glen Beck outliving your child..."

Hahahahahahahaa...

written by gwiz665

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The Onion usually depicts things that are absurd.

This seems totally real to me.

written by Trancecoach

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Beck still denies to speak about that young girl in the 1980's, and now this.

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News ticker stories (stolen from Reddit)...

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*promote

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Promoting this video back to the front page; last published Monday, November 2nd, 2009 9:17pm PST - promote requested by MycroftHomlz.

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I think the Onion should stop pussyfooting and share with us what their writers think of Glenn Beck, who wasn't anywhere near the Iraqi IED attack that should have killed him yesterday.

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*politics

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Adding video to channels (Politics) - requested by NetRunner.

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This has got to be the funniest ONN video ever.

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They did a similar news item some time ago,
http://www.videosift.com/video/Beyonce-Unhurt-After-Bullet-Miraculously-Hits-Passerby

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I wish I could upvote twice.

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full body sneakers.

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Fat dumb Mormon fuck-face who should've drank himself to death when he had the chance.

T-Virus that please.

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we'll try harder next time.

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Also in recent news, man arrested for raping and attempting to murder a young girl in 1990 is not Glenn Beck...

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

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