*WARNING*the surgeon general has stated that the misuse of the prescribed anti-psychotics prozac/geodon and paxil can cause:irrational arguments,racism,heightened emotional state,flailing arms,irreversable stupidity,beady eyes.this misuse tends to concentrate in shock-jock entertainers pretending to be newsmen and can lead to anal seepage.

Glen Beck does indeed lead to brainal seepage.

god, this guy is reminding me more and more of Prothero from V for Vendetta each day.

those nasty commie turtles
newsflash; animals do not have arbitrary group border definitions

Ok, Glenn, let's say we don't conserve the otters... hmm... What's that, otters consume large amounts of sea urchins?

Oh, look, now the sea urchin population is skyrocketing... hmm... I wonder why that is... What's that, sea urchins consume massive amounts of kelp?

Oh, look, now the kelp beds are disappearing... hmm... I wonder why that is... What's that, the kelp beds help maintain large marine biodiversity, including large fish stocks?

Oh, look, now fishermen are out of work and marine mammal populations are declining...

My conclusion: DON'T RANT ABOUT SHIT YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT.

YEAH! I AM PISSED! FUCK THOSE FOREIGN TURTLES!! GET A JOB, YOU TURTLE BASTARDS!
My tax money should only go to American turtles!

And Otters?! WTF GOVERNMENT! BECK SAID NOT TO SPEND MONEY ON THAT!!! I can't believe the government isn't listening to Beck!!

... it scares me that Glenn Beck has so many viewers... this world is insane.

Its 'nice' to get an update to the 'wise' and 'intelligent' thoughts of conservatives. You would think, a conservative, would be conscious of conserving tradational and natural resources like fish, turtles and otters. Apparently, Mr. Beck keeps the IQ of conservatives at a constant 84 points.

In fact, who would win a battle of wits:

Mr. Beck? Or that nice, cute turtle from the video?

It's funny how "conservative" and "conservationist" are all but antonyms. I support weaponized sea turtles, but otters can't be trusted...pinko bastards.

I thought Beck said he was a Libertarian.

Anyway, could this guy become any more of a clown?
I vote that he rename himself to 'Frothy the Clown'. His act would consist of people from the audience yelling out the names of prominent 'Liberals' while he foams at the mouth and goes into limb flailing seizures.

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