Glenn Beck Finds "Communist" Art At NBC's Headquarters
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"If you thought Glenn Beck's conspiracy theories couldn't get any more bizarre, you obviously don't watch that much Glenn Beck.
This time Beck is taking shots at the titan of American capitalism, John Rockefeller, accusing him of having been a secret communist. Beck knows this to be true because he has discovered all sorts of "communist" and "fascist" art on NBC headquarters at Rockefeller Center, as well as on land behind the United Nations that was donated by Rockefeller.
Trying to discern Beck's ultimate point from this is difficult but I believe it's something like: Rockefeller was an early American progressive, which actually means he was a communist, and they have connections to the fascists. And we know this because Rockefeller left clues to his true legacy with these communist art pieces which are hidden in plain sight, and since we have people in our own time who call themselves progressives they must actually be communists (possibly fascists?).
If this is bewildering to you, don't worry; it means you don't see conspiracies lurking behind around street corner. Also, Beck's icing on the communist cake is that the Rockefeller Foundation honored Beck's latest target, Obama adviser Van Jones. Got it?"- Huffington Post
"If you thought Glenn Beck's conspiracy theories couldn't get any more bizarre, you obviously don't watch that much Glenn Beck.
This time Beck is taking shots at the titan of American capitalism, John Rockefeller, accusing him of having been a secret communist. Beck knows this to be true because he has discovered all sorts of "communist" and "fascist" art on NBC headquarters at Rockefeller Center, as well as on land behind the United Nations that was donated by Rockefeller.
Trying to discern Beck's ultimate point from this is difficult but I believe it's something like: Rockefeller was an early American progressive, which actually means he was a communist, and they have connections to the fascists. And we know this because Rockefeller left clues to his true legacy with these communist art pieces which are hidden in plain sight, and since we have people in our own time who call themselves progressives they must actually be communists (possibly fascists?).
If this is bewildering to you, don't worry; it means you don't see conspiracies lurking behind around street corner. Also, Beck's icing on the communist cake is that the Rockefeller Foundation honored Beck's latest target, Obama adviser Van Jones. Got it?"- Huffington Post
On a completely unrelated note, there are rumors that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a young girl in 1990. I'm not saying he did, I just haven't heard him deny it yet.
Let me get this straight... he excuses his owning a piece of artwork made in the USSR and at the same time uses that artwork to drive his conspiracy theory? Holy shit, Beck is the definition of batshit insane.
No no no. Don't you get it? It's OK for him to have it, because HE only keeps it to remind himself about the evil! It all makes sense! He's not being hypocritical at all!
My theory : Glenn Beck is a secret supporter of China! Why? Look at all the stars on his show! My god man, he's got stars everywhere! You do realize that the Chinese flag's main symbol is a star right?
Funny website btw, if perhaps a bit...macabre.
Glenn Beck is married?! Gross!
Is this the news?
He's an Art Interpretor? That's kind of like the body language interpretors, you can make up whatever you want to get your point across.
What's that smeared blurred out face? Oh, that's Rockefeller? He's so on top of his art history.
If we want to compete with Socialism, we're going to have to steal their time machine! Who's with me?!