Girlfriend = Victim of Nature's Cruelest Trick
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Whoops, sorry, scratch that last example. That's your common sense speaking, not some third-party voice.
Stick around and you're basically shooting straight for the top of the Darwin Awards for deliberately socializing with a complete psycho. She's doing you a big favour.
Upvote only because I'm STILL shaking my head.
Whether or not this actually happened, I've heard similar stories about other lies like "I'm pregnant," "I have cancer," "I was abused sexually by X," etc. etc.
The bottom line is that if you find out that your significant other is lying to you in order to see what your reaction is, that is a sign of mental instability to say the least and it will probably get a lot worse.
Is it just me, or do I find this video not funny? Is it implying that the guy is a "queer gayboy" for wanting to support someone who's a transgender?
In general not very funny. But the thought of a girlfriend calling their boyfriend a queerboy (regardless of the reason) is quite amusing. Just the sound of the word is a little humorous.
Really... the number of times I've been asked my opinion on something or told something and then not given the 'expected' reaction are too innumerable to mention...
And it wouldn't even help being mute... sometimes the absence of a comment or facial reaction is enough to get you into trouble.
Bewaaaare.
Bewaaaaaaaare!
>> ^Tymbrwulf:
Just to let you know, this is not considered Brief, 11 seconds over the limit. I'll hold the upvote till it's fixed.
There is no right answer to this.
This is right up there with "Honey, do I look fat?".
There is no right answer to this.
Of course there is a right answer to that!
It's "Yeah, you look fat. That's because you are fat. What, did you go on some diet since the last time I looked? Have you been doing crunches and running daily for months? At what point during the last year have you not been fat?"
Then you will be free of that pesky relationship and able to enjoy life again! Perhaps with a thin girl.
Hmm... that may have sounded a bit worse than I intended. Maybe I'm jaded.
This is right up there with "Honey, do I look fat?".
There is no right answer to this.
There is actually a correct answer. It's simply "I'd hit it."
This way you aren't acknowledging whether or you think she looks fat, or whether or not she is actually fat, but that you are still sexually attracted to her. Then you burn some calories together.
Oh, and the correct response for the guy in the video would have been to ask "So you want it up the bum then?"
Lastly, I do think this was simply a video by some film student. Not funny. Not poignant. Good try though. B+.
>> ^DrPawn:
This is right up there with "Honey, do I look fat?".
There is no right answer to this.
Of course there is a right answer to that!
It's "Yeah, you look fat. That's because you are fat. What, did you go on some diet since the last time I looked? Have you been doing crunches and running daily for months? At what point during the last year have you not been fat?"
Then you will be free of that pesky relationship and able to enjoy life again! Perhaps with a thin girl.
Hmm... that may have sounded a bit worse than I intended. Maybe I'm jaded.
So how long have you been single?
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It reminds me of this girl that asked me how hipotetically would I certify that my nails are clean if I were to do so. And she kinda demanded an exemplification over a verbal answer - it seems this would prove my true sexuality (desregard the everlasting banging that ceased 5 minutes before, sweetheart).
So I slapped her. That's how nails get clean, b*tch.
This is bitter, not funny...
So I slapped her. That's how nails get clean, b tch.
"I beat the woman" jokes stopped being funny around the time we all graduated the fourth grade. Keep trying though, maybe one day you'll reach that lucky star.
I'm not sure why this is even interesting, let alone top 15.
I have to agree with that...
and no, ffs, it's not a true story.
unless it is.
This is bitter, not funny. Typical example of lesbian woman forcing her pseudo-heterosexuality by rejecting the outcome of a fabricated situation where helas the partner chooses love over prejudice.
It reminds me of this girl that asked me how hipotetically would I certify that my nails are clean if I were to do so. And she kinda demanded an exemplification over a verbal answer - it seems this would prove my true sexuality (desregard the everlasting banging that ceased 5 minutes before, sweetheart).
So I slapped her. That's how nails get clean, b tch.
Wait a sec till I get to your conservapedia-level discourse...
...
There.
YOUR A FAG.
nomino, I'd tell you to show these haters the middle finger, but I'm pretty sure you're doing that already. it's a great clip - I'm not sure how anybody could not get the bitter irony.
and no, ffs, it's not a true story.
unless it is.
I understand the "bitter irony," however the video feels incomplete and pretty self-indulgent. That is why I downvoted.
/\ wrong, but that particular woman-beating joke wasn't funneh
Try me. Tell me a funny beating up a woman joke. Hell, tell me a funny beating up anyone joke.
>> ^dannym3141:
/\ wrong, but that particular woman-beating joke wasn't funneh
Try me. Tell me a funny beating up a woman joke. Hell, tell me a funny beating up anyone joke.
A midget walks into a bar, steps in a big pile of shit, slips and falls down. He gets up, cleans himself off and proceeds to the bar.
Just then a huge muscular man walks into the bar, steps in the same pile of shit and falls down.
The midget exclaims, "Hey, I just did that!" so the big guys punches him.
At the very moment she said the chest hair thing, I checked off the "this bitch is crazy hypocritical... sex only" box.