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the system has failed,siftbot is dead,achmed is friends with cadillac,more tags Suck on that, Videosift! I got Achmed sifted!

Suck on that, Videosift! I got Achmed sifted!

posted by MarineGunrock 1 year 10 months 1 week ago • 2330 views
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Seriously. If this made it (http://www.videosift.com/video/Unicorn-Planet-Heyyy)
then there's no fucking reason Achmed shouldn't.

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Let it be known this is not a serious attempt at a sift.


written by MarineGunrock  | 1 year 10 months 1 week ago | CH
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And yes, I downvoted my own video.


written by MarineGunrock  | 1 year 10 months 1 week ago | CH
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Why wouldn't you down vote this...every time someone has tried to sift this un-inspried, unfunny sheit, it has fallen flat....

What, are u bored of sifting vids MG?


written by choggie  | 1 year 10 months 1 week ago | CH
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Choggie, did you not see the link in the description?


written by MarineGunrock  | 1 year 10 months 1 week ago | CH
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nope, dinna bother to look down that far, or watch the unicorn.... can't stand piss-poor comedy.....


written by choggie  | 1 year 10 months 1 week ago | CH
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I'd still love to see this sifted, regardless of others personal views. I find this one to be funny a hell.


written by darkrowan  | 1 year 10 months 1 week ago | CH
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Upvote for lulz.


written by JohnnyMackers  | 1 year 10 months 1 week ago | CH
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*long


written by jonny  | 1 year 10 months 1 week ago | CH
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This video has been flagged as being at least 10 minutes in length - declared long by jonny.


written by siftbot  | 1 year 10 months 1 week ago | CH
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the Sift's reaction to this video is bizzzzzzaaaaaaarrrreeeeee.

Personally, i have been widening my eyes and threatening "i will kill you!!!" in an arabic accent at least once a week, with my musician buddy, for a few months now. it's a great running joke.


written by MINK  | 1 year 10 months 1 week ago | CH
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I must have missed whatever Drama there was over this clip, but I found it funny when I saw it first.


written by JohnnyMackers  | 1 year 10 months 1 week ago | CH
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@JohnnyMackers: This has been sifted close to 20 times. The issue is that there are enough haters (those that downvote this because they feel the act is unfunny) to counterbalance any amount of upvoters (persons that don't have their panties in a wad). This is the reason the downvote ability is a touchy subject for us, its rather powerful.


written by darkrowan  | 1 year 10 months 1 week ago | CH
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I got laughs out of this clip, but I downvoted simply because I posted this as a joke.


written by MarineGunrock  | 1 year 10 months 1 week ago | CH
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Well then MG I guess you're forgiven... Take two Hail Mary's and a pass to the wide receiver and be done with it. Bless you


written by darkrowan  | 1 year 10 months 1 week ago | CH
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I don't usually go to the trouble of explaining a downvote, but what the hell.

I didn't find it offensive (everything is fair game in standup comedy). The guy is just not that funny. I've tried to watch it several times, and I never make it past about 3-4 minutes, because I'd rather be doing something else, like watching paint dry.


written by jonny  | 1 year 10 months 1 week ago | CH
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I just stopped laughing at people making silly noises and accents for the sake of 'having-an-accent-and-saying-things' a while back now.

It's also the reason I no longer laugh at Homer Simpson just because it's Homer saying stuff. He's no where near as funny as he was (and still is) from the earlier seasons... but I digress...

Unicorn works cause I just wanna be different it didn't seem like they cared if anyone found it funny. It's the crazy use of random sounds and bright colours and happy


written by BoneyD  | 1 year 10 months 1 week ago | CH
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I actually wonder what warrants the *Downvote* on this video though. So you didn't find something funny. I see dozens of stand up vids that never make it out of the queue for not being funny and they don't get a single downvote.

I'm calling shenanigans.


written by JohnnyMackers  | 1 year 10 months 1 week ago | CH
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Mostly, it's just developed over time. You know, to speed up the process.


written by MarineGunrock  | 1 year 10 months 1 week ago | CH
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Upvote for downvote's sake!


written by Laekroth  | 1 year 10 months 1 week ago | CH
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Tags for this video have been changed from 'the system has failed, siftbot is dead, achmed is friends with cadillac' to 'the system has failed, siftbot is dead, achmed is friends with cadillac, more tags' - edited by Laekroth


written by siftbot  | 1 year 10 months 1 week ago | CH
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i think many people are very very concerned about showing how they are very very concerned about the terrorist situation. they don't know how to get relief from a joke. read the comments on some of the old attempts, it's classic "i think people might be offended so therefore i downvote on their behalf".

other people just don't find it funny, and i guess the controversial content makes them more likely to oppose it. it's not "meh" it's "oh come on, if you are going to be dark, you gotta make me seriously laugh". that's fair enough i think. he's not the worlds sharpest wit.

i sifted and upvoted this because i think it's a good puppet and obviously captures people's attention (bad and good). and i like making fun of dark shit, because that's better than getting all serious about fluff (cough global warming cough)

each to his own.

anyway ant upvoted. i rest my case.


written by MINK  | 1 year 10 months 1 week ago | CH
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"The issue is that there are enough haters (those that downvote this because they feel the act is unfunny) to counterbalance any amount of upvoters"

Bullshit

Again, a word invented by rappers, which fails at all to convey any meaning whatsoever, save that of subjective association with whatever mind-fuck has been perpetrated through pop-culture, or race-baiting, agenda-oriented assholes.

Uninspired comedian with low energy, and little talent.


written by choggie  | 1 year 10 months 1 week ago | CH
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And yes, paint-drying is much more satisfying.


written by choggie  | 1 year 10 months 1 week ago | CH
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>> ^JohnnyMackers:
I actually wonder what warrants the Downvote on this video though. So you didn't find something funny. I see dozens of stand up vids that never make it out of the queue for not being funny and they don't get a single downvote.

I'm calling shenanigans.


Because this is like the 10th time it's been submitted - I'm tired of seeing it in the queue.


written by jonny  | 1 year 10 months 1 week ago | CH
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Why? whywhywhywhywhy?


written by gorgonheap  | 1 year 10 months 1 week ago | CH
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Heyyyyy. Go pet a Ponuppy!


written by joedirt  | 1 year 10 months 1 week ago | CH
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I'm real sorry, MG. I find Planet Unicorn funny, but this failed to produce the lolz.


written by berticus  | 1 year 10 months 1 week ago | CH
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Strange. This guy is usually pretty good.


written by Arsenault185  | 1 year 10 months 1 week ago | CH
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er...I am so conflicted on what I should do with this vid. On one side, I love what you're trying to do with this video, and I applaud this social experiment. On the other, come on...I couldn't sleep at night if I were to upvote this.

I exercise my power of the neutral NOVOTE, usually reserved for music I don't personally like (other than your nickel back submission, MGR, I downvoted that) and things that I have no opinion on, like the invention of trail mix. Just know it was thought about long and hard <--that's what she said


written by rottenseed  | 1 year 10 months 1 week ago | CH
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Discarding this video. It failed to receive enough votes to get sifted up to the front page within 2 days.


written by siftbot  | 1 year 10 months 1 week ago | CH
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*promote


written by therealblankman  | 1 year 10 months 1 week ago | CH
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Promoting this video and sending it back into the queue for one more try; last queued Sunday, January 27th, 2008 1:31pm PST - promote requested by therealblankman.


written by siftbot  | 1 year 10 months 1 week ago | CH
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i fucking hate it for all the wrong reasons - I hope this dies slowly and painfuly


written by kulpims  | 1 year 10 months 1 week ago | CH
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Dude. Its bad enough I have to share a family and DNA with you, but are you really going to force me to share a site that allows this crap? God I hate you sometimes...


written by Arsenault185  | 1 year 10 months 1 week ago | CH
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Most downvotes on a clip ever? It's still sifting!


written by JohnnyMackers  | 1 year 10 months 1 week ago | CH
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You all are being melodramatic. It is comedy. It has funny bits.


written by MycroftHomlz  | 1 year 10 months 1 week ago | CH
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upvote because I'm cool like that


written by BillOreilly  | 1 year 10 months 1 week ago | CH
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>> ^JohnnyMackers:
Most downvotes on a clip ever? It's still sifting!


Nope
http://www.videosift.com/video/The-infamous-LEAVE-BRITNEY-ALONE-video


written by darkrowan  | 1 year 10 months 1 week ago | CH
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*promote (why not waste a perfectly good superpower)


written by joedirt  | 1 year 10 months 1 week ago | CH
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Promoting this video and sending it back into the queue for one more try; last queued Wednesday, January 30th, 2008 1:00am PST - promote requested by joedirt.


written by siftbot  | 1 year 10 months 1 week ago | CH
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Ok, that's it I lost all faith in the system.


written by gorgonheap  | 1 year 10 months 1 week ago | CH
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\m/ (> o <) \m/ .
Finally the vid makes it out... FINALLY. Now we don't have to worry about others trying to sift it. We can just discard those. Don't you see? We don't have to worry any more!


written by darkrowan  | 1 year 10 months 1 week ago | CH
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MG i blame you for this.


written by Thylan  | 1 year 10 months 1 week ago | CH
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written by MarineGunrock  | 1 year 10 months 1 week ago | CH
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*comedy


written by stayinalf  | 1 year 10 months 1 week ago | CH
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Invocations (comedy) cannot be called by stayinalf because stayinalf is not privileged - sorry.


written by siftbot  | 1 year 10 months 1 week ago | CH
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actually, *comedy AND *terrible


written by darkrowan  | 1 year 10 months 1 week ago | CH
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Adding video to channels (Comedy, Terrible) - requested by darkrowan.


written by siftbot  | 1 year 10 months 1 week ago | CH
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don't start a channel war on the * terrible invocation...

hahah VICTORY!


written by MINK  | 1 year 10 months 1 week ago | CH
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Nowhere near close enough to my record-setting siftrocity.


written by Krupo  | 1 year 10 months ago | CH
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It's getting there. I'm just shocked it's gotten 31 upvotes.


written by MarineGunrock  | 1 year 10 months ago | CH
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why shocked? haven't you seen the kind of shit that gets 100 upvotes and nobody complains about it?


written by MINK  | 1 year 10 months ago | CH
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This is such crap. A dark day for the Sift indeed.


written by dag  | 1 year 10 months ago | CH
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But the crowd is eating it up, it must be good? Your standards are all too high. I downvoted only because its denigrating to plastic skeletons.


written by deathcow  | 1 year 10 months ago | CH
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lol ant upvote FTW


written by joedirt  | 1 year 10 months ago | CH
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AH HAHAHA! Success!!! Achmed Rulez Teh Jihad!


written by v1k1n6  | 1 year 10 months ago | CH
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It does get old quickly but I think it's the initial visual. It' just looks funny to me.


written by Ryjkyj  | 1 year 9 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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Upvote for the comments


written by 8756  | 1 year 9 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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>> ^dag:
This is such crap. A *dark day for the Sift indeed.



tee hee, editing the quote to generate invocation


written by Krupo  | 1 year 8 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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Adding video to channels (Dark) - requested by Krupo.


written by siftbot  | 1 year 8 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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Was okay I guess, but I'll downvote just for the hell of it.


written by cheesemoo  | 1 year 5 months 1 week ago | CH
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*promote


written by mkone  | 10 months 4 weeks ago | CH
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Promoting this video back to the front page; last published Thursday, January 31st, 2008 7:07am PST - promote requested by mkone.


written by siftbot  | 10 months 4 weeks ago | CH
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I don't get why people find this funny. It isn't at all funny. I didn't even crack a smile.


written by Hive13  | 10 months 4 weeks ago | CH
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lulz

I'll be under my bridge.


written by kceaton1  | 10 months 4 weeks ago | CH
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Who are offended? Terrorists? Who the fuck empathizes with those nut jobs?

And no, oppressed secular arabs and persians do not become terrorists - they are blown up by them.

So who are offended?

That said, this is a lame puppet suckfest* - upvote for free speech.


* that assclowns have on their mobiles.


written by Smugglarn  | 10 months 4 weeks ago | CH
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Downvoted by MarineGunrock, upvoted by Ant! Black is white, up is down, Sonny is Cher!


written by direpickle  | 10 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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