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You'd think he would at least just copy and paste the word.
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Seventh! (Ok this is getting boring now)
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first!
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oh no, god damn it
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Am I too late?
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Didn't /. posters start the whole First Post thing? Yet no mention in the video? Noob.
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Is this some kind of Bud Light viral?
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I'm assuming it's part of the joke.
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That's numberwang!
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Shit! I'm way down the list...
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D'oh! NOW this is last.
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Wrong again.
I think we may have just spawned an even more annoying fad.
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erm, As much as I hate first posters... how the F*ck was this funny... it just went on and on with no punchline.
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Maybe I'm just bitter I'm not f!rst
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Well, I'm not a FIRST poster, but I am a LAST WORD poster who can't stand the thought of the last comment being profound or intriguing. I post things like "bump".
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I see what you did there...
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Promoting this classic video back to the front page; last published Friday, April 6th, 2007 2:26pm PDT - promote requested by dotdude.
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when you don't post first, life just sucks.
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