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graham norton,chat show,jimmy carr Extremely Short Jokes - Jimmy Carr

Extremely Short Jokes - Jimmy Carr

posted by deputydog 6 months 2 weeks ago • 4204 views
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the rest of the video isn't great but i thought these miniscule jokes were pretty good

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written by siftbot  | 6 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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On her "a man can talk you to bed", the expression on Carr's face is priceless. I don't know how he resisted.

Also, her look on "Hold my beer while I go for a shit" was pretty awesome too. The whole video is great


written by pmkierst  | 6 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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My favorite super-short joke:

"Pretentious? Moi?"


written by islaywombats  | 6 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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The ending with the bed was beyond awkward, but the start was brilliant!


written by Ornthoron  | 6 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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Funny how he said they would never work out.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1180575/Its-Katie-Price-Peter-Andre-split-years-marriage.html


written by toast  | 6 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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bloody hell i thought that was amy winehouse?


written by vairetube  | 6 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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You Brits are a'ight.


written by poolcleaner  | 6 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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Who is that lady? Do people actually look like her? I mean, would someone choose to dress like that for any reason at all? I just can't see it happening. I think this short is computer rendered...

BTW, great short jokes bit. Jimmy Carr is a laugh.


written by iaui  | 6 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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Did he do a 'the 80's called, they want their [blank] back' joke? Seriously?


written by blankfist  | 6 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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I like how laughing a woman into bed constitutes insulting them. Women just love dicks I guess. Haha...


written by carrot  | 6 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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>> ^iaui:
Who is that lady? Do people actually look like her? I mean, would someone choose to dress like that for any reason at all? I just can't see it happening. I think this short is computer rendered...

BTW, great short jokes bit. Jimmy Carr is a laugh.


Jordan's appeal was never in her practicality or believability.


written by enemycombatant  | 6 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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'cause it looks like you landed on your face.

Awesome.


written by Krupo  | 6 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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*1sttube


written by Deano  | 6 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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Adding video to channels (1sttube) - requested by Deano.


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