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sesame street,metal,hardcore,shredding,drum,drums,best song ever Ernie and Bert Rape Your Soul

Ernie and Bert Rape Your Soul

posted by fissionchips 1 year 10 months 1 week ago • 16663 views
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I love it. I bet if you called it 'Ernie and Bert Rape Your Soul' it would fly out of your queueue.


written by dystopianfuturetoday  | 1 year 10 months 1 week ago | CH
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>> ^dystopianfuturetoday:
I love it. I bet if you called it 'Ernie and Bert Rape Your Soul' it would fly out of your queueue.


Haha, I like it. Let's give that a try!


written by fissionchips  | 1 year 10 months 1 week ago | CH
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*requeue


written by fissionchips  | 1 year 10 months 1 week ago | CH
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Re-queueing this video for one more try; last queued Wednesday, January 16th, 2008 2:45pm PST - requeue requested by submitter fissionchips.


written by siftbot  | 1 year 10 months 1 week ago | CH
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Tags for this video have been changed from 'sesame street, metal, hardcore, shredding, drum, not fit for human ears' to 'sesame street, metal, hardcore, shredding, drum, best song ever' - edited by JAPR


written by siftbot  | 1 year 10 months 1 week ago | CH
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oh man. you got an upvote at 12 frickin' seconds. f'ing hilarious.


written by my15minutes  | 1 year 10 months 1 week ago | CH
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dude. i'm laughing so hard i have small tears streaming down my face, and i can barely type this properly.


written by my15minutes  | 1 year 10 months 1 week ago | CH
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/\ Exact same reaction. This MUST go to #1.


written by dystopianfuturetoday  | 1 year 10 months 1 week ago | CH
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Number ONE! GO GO GO!!!


written by Issykitty  | 1 year 10 months 1 week ago | CH
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I too cried laughing at this. Who knew Ernie and Bert had such diverse interests?


written by moodonia  | 1 year 10 months 1 week ago | CH
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You'd be surprised at how diverse interests can get for Bert according to some of his critics

http://www.snopes.com/rumors/bert.htm


written by drattus  | 1 year 10 months 1 week ago | CH
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DAMN! Heavy duty shit. Any idea who actually made the music?


written by djsunkid  | 1 year 10 months 1 week ago | CH
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Aha- YouTube comments to the rescue, the music is:
its the outro to the most recent Last Days of Humanity album. it's also the longest song (3:19) by about 2 minutes on the whole album.



written by djsunkid  | 1 year 10 months 1 week ago | CH
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Soul raped. Thank you.


written by critttter  | 1 year 10 months 1 week ago | CH
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holy hell that noise was awful. - upvote just cos i like ernie


written by sirex  | 1 year 10 months 1 week ago | CH
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Awful? This was mez-mo-rizin!!


written by choggie  | 1 year 10 months 1 week ago | CH
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priceless. i fuckin' lose it, every time.

it's just some perfect alignment, of an episode i actually remember, and that "chicka-booma-chick"...


written by my15minutes  | 1 year 10 months 1 week ago | CH
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Oh, snap! It cracked the top 15. This baby's goin' to the top.


written by dystopianfuturetoday  | 1 year 10 months 1 week ago | CH
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*catchy


written by Norsuelefantti  | 1 year 10 months 1 week ago | CH
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I've seen it three times now, and I STILL laugh every time I watch it! Soul raping never felt so good.


written by kronosposeidon  | 1 year 10 months 1 week ago | CH
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/\ You can't rape the willing, kp.


written by dystopianfuturetoday  | 1 year 10 months 1 week ago | CH
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Wow. I actually hated that, but since it's already out of the queue, I'll stay my downvote.


written by MarineGunrock  | 1 year 10 months 1 week ago | CH
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I think that was the coolest thing bert and ernie have ever done.


written by brain  | 1 year 10 months 1 week ago | CH
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I hope this comes to Rock Band.


written by karaidl  | 1 year 10 months 1 week ago | CH
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Top ten, Booyah!


written by dystopianfuturetoday  | 1 year 10 months 1 week ago | CH
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written by ImaMonster  | 1 year 10 months 1 week ago | CH
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BOOOOOOOOOO the same sound and same frames over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and ..........................


written by Arsenault185  | 1 year 10 months 1 week ago | CH
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Mindblowing!


written by 9464  | 1 year 10 months 1 week ago | CH
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Holy hell, this reminds me of my friend's car back in high school. It was a Ford Tempo and it had an AM radio with about 10 watts RMS of power and speakers that could handle about 8 W. We would tune it to easy listening stations and crank the volume to maximum. Certain songs, especially from Ann Murray, sounded like heavy metal.


written by CrushBug  | 1 year 10 months 1 week ago | CH
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Damn, where's Cookie Monster when you need him?

[Edit: doh, why can't we use url tags ?]


written by 9547  | 1 year 10 months 1 week ago | CH
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Sweet sassy-mollasy, #5. Go muppets, go.


written by dystopianfuturetoday  | 1 year 10 months 1 week ago | CH
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^hahaha! sweet sassy-mollasy? I'm using that one from now on.


written by rottenseed  | 1 year 10 months 1 week ago | CH
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>> ^rottenseed:
^hahaha! sweet sassy-mollasy? I'm using that one from now on.

I believe he stole it from an SNL skit with Ray Romano. "Ya like it? Don't steal it!", Right, DFT?


written by kronosposeidon  | 1 year 10 months 1 week ago | CH
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"A good composer borrows, a great composer steals" -Igor Stravinsky (a great composer)

I actually stole it from a show that a couple of friends of mine wrote, who may have stolen it from SNL, who may have stolen it from somewhere else.....


written by dystopianfuturetoday  | 1 year 10 months 1 week ago | CH
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I must confess a funny true story.

I've been pretty sick for the last few days. So last night, while watching this, I burst into uncontrollable laughter, which triggered a coughing fit, which actually caused me to pass out and bonk my head on the carpeted floor.

It didn't really hurt, but it did leave a rug burn about the size of a nickel on my forehead (I'm sure kp can relate).

Issy thought I was doing pratfalls, but no, it was real. Embarrassing, but true.

Thanks a lot fissionchips.


written by dystopianfuturetoday  | 1 year 10 months 1 week ago | CH
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>> ^dystopianfuturetoday:
...hilarious story...

Sorry to hear about that! I guess the warning under the video doesn't cover all the ailments it might cause. Maybe I should throw in a line about nausea and dizziness.


written by fissionchips  | 1 year 10 months 1 week ago | CH
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I feel so...

dirty.


written by therealblankman  | 1 year 10 months 1 week ago | CH
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I can't upvote because it gives me a tremendous headache.


written by rychan  | 1 year 10 months 1 week ago | CH
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tbh, i always thought these type of bands were taking the piss. but someone must actually be paying for it ;-/ - be alot cheaper to set a drum machine on wtfBPM and turn your telly upto full on static


written by sirex  | 1 year 10 months 1 week ago | CH
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>> ^dystopianfuturetoday:
It didn't really hurt, but it did leave a rug burn about the size of a nickel on my forehead (I'm sure kp can relate).

Hey, what are you saying?! That I'm a fall-down drunk who routinely injures myself during inebriated stupors!? Well I'll have you know that I do all my drinking in bed while wearing adult diapers so that I don't even have to get up to relieve myself. So think twice before you cast aspersions.


written by kronosposeidon  | 1 year 10 months 1 week ago | CH
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/\ No, I'd envisioned something involving a Batman costume, a French tickler and a dwarf named Benny.


written by dystopianfuturetoday  | 1 year 10 months 1 week ago | CH
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sounds like "Hammer Smashed Face"... for you oldies out there...yes, that the name of a real band.


written by youdiejoe  | 1 year 10 months 1 week ago | CH
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overrated.


written by doremifa  | 1 year 10 months 1 week ago | CH
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4316 5219 souls violated and counting.


written by fissionchips  | 1 year 10 months 1 week ago | CH
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Reminds me of the Dayglo Abortions.

One of their best songs went, and I hope I remember correctly:

Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah.
Argh.
Fuck.
Kill.


written by Payback  | 1 year 10 months 1 week ago | CH
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How is this ever worth 114 votes?


written by MarineGunrock  | 1 year 10 months 1 week ago | CH
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Easily!


written by Issykitty  | 1 year 10 months 1 week ago | CH
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3 more votes people. 3 MORE VOTES!


written by dystopianfuturetoday  | 1 year 10 months 1 week ago | CH
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Funny concept but the there's got to be a better song. And if there isn't, then there's got to be a way to edit the song to bring the video down to under a minute. There's no reason for this to be 2m30s.


written by oohahh  | 1 year 10 months 1 week ago | CH
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That's it DFT, number ONE!

I couldn't ask for a better promoter. Let's get a few more votes for his first comment!


written by fissionchips  | 1 year 10 months 1 week ago | CH
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I couldn't resist. It just doesn't deserve that many votes.


written by MarineGunrock  | 1 year 10 months 1 week ago | CH
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#1 - WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS OF THE WORLD!!!!!!


written by dystopianfuturetoday  | 1 year 10 months 1 week ago | CH
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I've lost all respect for videosift.


written by xxovercastxx  | 1 year 10 months 1 week ago | CH
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I just saw my prairie dog packing his stuff...


written by maatc  | 1 year 10 months 1 week ago | CH
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Really. I just don't get it. Over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over........................................


written by Arsenault185  | 1 year 10 months 1 week ago | CH
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fake.


written by sbchapm  | 1 year 10 months 1 week ago | CH
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outstanding. see what good things come, from coming back to your favorites?

happy to be the 15th vote! applause star for ^dystopianfuturetoday, for his willingness to
confess a funny true story.


ps. i upvoted for this part, the most:

it did leave a rug burn about the size of a nickel on my forehead (I'm sure kp can relate).



written by my15minutes  | 1 year 10 months ago | CH
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ps. ^MarineGunrock:
I couldn't resist. It just doesn't deserve that many votes.


i'm not under the illusion that it does. that's just how humor is. the feather either tickles or it don't. can't fake it, can't predict it.

one of my favorite cinematic examples of that phenomenon?
about half of this movie:

http://www.videosift.com/video/Raising-Arizona-Need-to-Get-Some-Huggies

you'll either wet your pants from laughter, or wonder why the fuck everyone in the movie is screaming.


written by my15minutes  | 1 year 10 months ago | CH
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This video is one of the best on the sift right now... People need to not take stuff serious when its labeled "comedy"... If there isn't anything actually happening then it would be understandable, but if something is actually happening, I say stop being serious and just enjoy the video...


written by mas8705  | 1 year 10 months ago | CH
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I occasionally missed the 'upvote comment' button with my mouse while the video was playing in the background just because of the uncontrollable fits of giggling.


written by EDD  | 1 year 10 months ago | CH
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huh


written by smibbo  | 1 year 9 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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Ah, a classic contribution to the controversies playlist.


written by Krupo  | 1 year 8 months 4 weeks ago | CH
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Whoever created this video is BRILLIANT! I love it so!!!


written by Issykitty  | 1 year 7 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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*promote soul-raping


written by kronosposeidon  | 1 year 4 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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Promoting this video back to the front page; last published Friday, January 18th, 2008 4:21am PST - promote requested by kronosposeidon.


written by siftbot  | 1 year 4 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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How did I miss this before? I think I just found my next ringtone.

Or this would be great to wake the kids to. heheh WAKE UUUUUUPPPPP!!!


written by swampgirl  | 1 year 4 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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*promote


written by rasch187  | 1 year 1 month ago | CH
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Promoting this video back to the front page; last published Tuesday, July 8th, 2008 7:29pm PDT - promote requested by rasch187.


written by siftbot  | 1 year 1 month ago | CH
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Ears. Are. Bleeding.


written by G-bar  | 1 year 1 month ago | CH
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*promote


written by dystopianfuturetoday  | 8 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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Promoting this video back to the front page; last published Friday, October 24th, 2008 2:45pm PDT - promote requested by dystopianfuturetoday.


written by siftbot  | 8 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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I giggled. Maybe even guffawed. But it's not THAT funny. And way too long.


written by Throbbin  | 8 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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Someone needs to * METAL this video. This is too hardcore for RockNRoll.


written by zombieater  | 8 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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Oh, man, this made me laugh and laugh and laugh. Tears were rolling down my cheeks. Seriously. Damn!


written by [defunct] biminim  | 8 months ago | CH
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