Ernie and Bert Rape Your Soul

published by fissionchips

6 months 1 week ago • 12423 views

tags: sesame street, metal, hardcore, shredding, drum, drums, best song ever

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Warning: listening at full volume may cause seizures.

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I love it. I bet if you called it 'Ernie and Bert Rape Your Soul' it would fly out of your queueue.

written by dystopianfuturetoday

| 6 months 1 week ago | CH

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>> ^dystopianfuturetoday:
I love it. I bet if you called it 'Ernie and Bert Rape Your Soul' it would fly out of your queueue.

Haha, I like it. Let's give that a try!

written by fissionchips

| 6 months 1 week ago | CH

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*requeue

written by fissionchips

| 6 months 1 week ago | CH

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Re-queueing this video for one more try; last queued Wednesday, January 16th, 2008 2:45pm PST - requeue requested by submitter fissionchips.

written by siftbot

| 6 months 1 week ago | CH

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Tags for this video have been changed from 'sesame street, metal, hardcore, shredding, drum, not fit for human ears' to 'sesame street, metal, hardcore, shredding, drum, best song ever' - edited by JAPR

written by siftbot

| 6 months 1 week ago | CH

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oh man. you got an upvote at 12 frickin' seconds.

f'ing hilarious.

written by my15minutes

| 6 months 1 week ago | CH

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dude. i'm laughing so hard i have small tears streaming down my face, and i can barely type this properly.

written by my15minutes

| 6 months 1 week ago | CH

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/\ Exact same reaction. This MUST go to #1.

written by dystopianfuturetoday

| 6 months 1 week ago | CH

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Number ONE! GO GO GO!!!

written by Issykitty

| 6 months 1 week ago | CH

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I too cried laughing at this. Who knew Ernie and Bert had such diverse interests?

written by moodonia

| 6 months 1 week ago | CH

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You'd be surprised at how diverse interests can get for Bert according to some of his critics

http://www.snopes.com/rumors/bert.htm

written by drattus

| 6 months 1 week ago | CH

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DAMN! Heavy duty shit. Any idea who actually made the music?

written by djsunkid

| 6 months 1 week ago | CH

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Aha- YouTube comments to the rescue, the music is:

its the outro to the most recent Last Days of Humanity album. it's also the longest song (3:19) by about 2 minutes on the whole album.

written by djsunkid

| 6 months 1 week ago | CH

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Soul raped. Thank you.

written by critttter

| 6 months 1 week ago | CH

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holy hell that noise was awful. - upvote just cos i like ernie

written by sirex

| 6 months 1 week ago | CH

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Awful? This was mez-mo-rizin!!

written by choggie

| 6 months 1 week ago | CH

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priceless. i fuckin' lose it, every time.

it's just some perfect alignment, of an episode i actually remember, and that "chicka-booma-chick"...

written by my15minutes

| 6 months 1 week ago | CH

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Oh, snap! It cracked the top 15. This baby's goin' to the top.

written by dystopianfuturetoday

| 6 months 1 week ago | CH

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*catchy

written by Norsuelefantti

| 6 months 1 week ago | CH

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I've seen it three times now, and I STILL laugh every time I watch it! Soul raping never felt so good.

written by kronosposeidon

| 6 months 1 week ago | CH

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/\ You can't rape the willing, kp.

written by dystopianfuturetoday

| 6 months 1 week ago | CH

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Wow. I actually hated that, but since it's already out of the queue, I'll stay my downvote.

written by MarineGunrock

| 6 months 1 week ago | CH

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I think that was the coolest thing bert and ernie have ever done.

written by brain

| 6 months 1 week ago | CH

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I hope this comes to Rock Band.

written by karaidl

| 6 months 1 week ago | CH

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Top ten, Booyah!

written by dystopianfuturetoday

| 6 months 1 week ago | CH

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written by ImaMonster

| 6 months 1 week ago | CH

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BOOOOOOOOOO the same sound and same frames over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and ..........................

written by arsenault185

| 6 months 1 week ago | CH

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Mindblowing!

written by Zaibach

| 6 months 1 week ago | CH

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Holy hell, this reminds me of my friend's car back in high school. It was a Ford Tempo and it had an AM radio with about 10 watts RMS of power and speakers that could handle about 8 W. We would tune it to easy listening stations and crank the volume to maximum. Certain songs, especially from Ann Murray, sounded like heavy metal.

written by CrushBug

| 6 months 1 week ago | CH

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Damn, where's Cookie Monster when you need him?

[Edit: doh, why can't we use url tags ?]

written by TomStall | 6 months 1 week ago | CH

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Sweet sassy-mollasy, #5. Go muppets, go.

written by dystopianfuturetoday

| 6 months 1 week ago | CH

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^hahaha! sweet sassy-mollasy? I'm using that one from now on.

written by rottenseed

| 6 months 1 week ago | CH

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>> ^rottenseed:
^hahaha! sweet sassy-mollasy? I'm using that one from now on.

I believe he stole it from an SNL skit with Ray Romano. "Ya like it? Don't steal it!", Right, DFT?

written by kronosposeidon

| 6 months 1 week ago | CH

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"A good composer borrows, a great composer steals" -Igor Stravinsky (a great composer)

I actually stole it from a show that a couple of friends of mine wrote, who may have stolen it from SNL, who may have stolen it from somewhere else.....

written by dystopianfuturetoday

| 6 months 1 week ago | CH

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I must confess a funny true story.

I've been pretty sick for the last few days. So last night, while watching this, I burst into uncontrollable laughter, which triggered a coughing fit, which actually caused me to pass out and bonk my head on the carpeted floor.

It didn't really hurt, but it did leave a rug burn about the size of a nickel on my forehead (I'm sure kp can relate).

Issy thought I was doing pratfalls, but no, it was real. Embarrassing, but true.

Thanks a lot fissionchips.

written by dystopianfuturetoday

| 6 months 1 week ago | CH

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>> ^dystopianfuturetoday:
...hilarious story...

Sorry to hear about that! I guess the warning under the video doesn't cover all the ailments it might cause. Maybe I should throw in a line about nausea and dizziness.

written by fissionchips

| 6 months 1 week ago | CH

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I feel so...

dirty.

written by therealblankman

| 6 months 1 week ago | CH

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I can't upvote because it gives me a tremendous headache.

written by rychan | 6 months ago | CH

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tbh, i always thought these type of bands were taking the piss. but someone must actually be paying for it ;-/ - be alot cheaper to set a drum machine on wtfBPM and turn your telly upto full on static

written by sirex

| 6 months ago | CH

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>> ^dystopianfuturetoday:
It didn't really hurt, but it did leave a rug burn about the size of a nickel on my forehead (I'm sure kp can relate).

Hey, what are you saying?! That I'm a fall-down drunk who routinely injures myself during inebriated stupors!? Well I'll have you know that I do all my drinking in bed while wearing adult diapers so that I don't even have to get up to relieve myself. So think twice before you cast aspersions.

written by kronosposeidon

| 6 months ago | CH

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/\ No, I'd envisioned something involving a Batman costume, a French tickler and a dwarf named Benny.

written by dystopianfuturetoday

| 6 months ago | CH

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sounds like "Hammer Smashed Face"... for you oldies out there...yes, that the name of a real band.

written by youdiejoe

| 6 months ago | CH

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overrated.

written by doremifa

| 6 months ago | CH

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~~4316~~ 5219 souls violated and counting.

written by fissionchips

| 6 months ago | CH

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Reminds me of the Dayglo Abortions.

One of their best songs went, and I hope I remember correctly:

Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah.
Argh.
Fuck.
Kill.

written by Payback

| 6 months ago | CH

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How is this ever worth 114 votes?

written by MarineGunrock

| 6 months ago | CH

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Easily!

written by Issykitty

| 6 months ago | CH

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3 more votes people. 3 MORE VOTES!

written by dystopianfuturetoday

| 6 months ago | CH

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Funny concept but the there's got to be a better song. And if there isn't, then there's got to be a way to edit the song to bring the video down to under a minute. There's no reason for this to be 2m30s.

written by oohahh

| 6 months ago | CH

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That's it DFT, number ONE!

I couldn't ask for a better promoter. Let's get a few more votes for his first comment!

written by fissionchips

| 6 months ago | CH

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I couldn't resist. It just doesn't deserve that many votes.

written by MarineGunrock

| 6 months ago | CH

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#1 - WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS OF THE WORLD!!!!!!

written by dystopianfuturetoday

| 6 months ago | CH

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I've lost all respect for videosift.

written by xxovercastxx

| 6 months ago | CH

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I just saw my prairie dog packing his stuff...

written by maatc

| 6 months ago | CH

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Really. I just don't get it. Over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over........................................

written by arsenault185

| 6 months ago | CH

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fake.

written by sbchapm

| 6 months ago | CH

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outstanding. see what good things come, from coming back to your favorites?

happy to be the 15th vote! applause star for ^dystopianfuturetoday, for his willingness to
confess a funny true story.

ps. i upvoted for this part, the most:

it did leave a rug burn about the size of a nickel on my forehead (I'm sure kp can relate).

written by my15minutes

| 6 months ago | CH

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ps. ^MarineGunrock:
I couldn't resist. It just doesn't deserve that many votes.

i'm not under the illusion that it does.

that's just how humor is. the feather either tickles or it don't. can't fake it, can't predict it.

one of my favorite cinematic examples of that phenomenon?
about half of this movie:

http://www.videosift.com/video/Raising-Arizona-Need-to-Get-Some-Huggies

you'll either wet your pants from laughter, or wonder why the fuck everyone in the movie is screaming.

written by my15minutes

| 6 months ago | CH

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This video is one of the best on the sift right now... People need to not take stuff serious when its labeled "comedy"... If there isn't anything actually happening then it would be understandable, but if something is actually happening, I say stop being serious and just enjoy the video...

written by mas8705

| 6 months ago | CH

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I occasionally missed the 'upvote comment' button with my mouse while the video was playing in the background just because of the uncontrollable fits of giggling.

written by EDD

| 5 months 4 weeks ago | CH

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huh

written by smibbo