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folgers,coffee,pancakes Dystopianfuturetoday DARED me to post this video....

Dystopianfuturetoday DARED me to post this video....

posted by kronosposeidon

1 year 10 months 1 week ago • 3713 views

tags: folgers, coffee, pancakes

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...but I'm sure I'm the one who will burn for doing it.
EDIT: The darer is now daring me to add this:
WARNING: EXTREMELY DARK HUMOR. You've been warned.
EDIT EDIT: Okay, I've downgraded the rating to just DARK HUMOR. That's what I get for taking advice from a guy without a sack.

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Great title indeed. You might want to put a "Warning: Extremely dark humor" label on it.

written by dystopianfuturetoday

| 1 year 10 months 1 week ago | CH

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I'll vote when DFT says he's grown his balls.

written by Thylan

| 1 year 10 months 1 week ago | CH

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/\ Whaddya want? Pictures? I can assure you they are substantial.

written by dystopianfuturetoday

| 1 year 10 months 1 week ago | CH

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/\ really? cos judging by the time stamps, that was fast:

In reply to this comment by dystopianfuturetoday:
True.

In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
Grow a sack.

written by Thylan

| 1 year 10 months 1 week ago | CH

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/\ Sack and balls are two entirely different things. The sack is still quite small and strains under the enormous pressure of said testicles.

written by dystopianfuturetoday

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/\ Distinction accepted

written by Thylan

| 1 year 10 months 1 week ago | CH

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would have been better without the hype about dark humour.

it wasn't so dark. come on. nobody died.

written by MINK

| 1 year 10 months 1 week ago | CH

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please, that's not *terrible-y dark, this is dark

written by sometimes

| 1 year 10 months 1 week ago | CH

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Adding video to channels (Terrible) - requested by sometimes.

written by siftbot

| 1 year 10 months 1 week ago | CH

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2hrs, 6 minutes. Not too shabby.

written by dystopianfuturetoday

| 1 year 10 months 1 week ago | CH

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kp: stop defaulting to somebody else in case your video is hated

DFT: stop getting somebody else to do your dirty work.

My mom has an extra set of balls if either of you need to borrow some.

written by rottenseed

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/\ You're not the boss of me.

written by dystopianfuturetoday

| 1 year 10 months 1 week ago | CH

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kronos - that is not nearly as dark as mentos boy. which, obviously, is my favorite post of yours.

written by jonny

| 1 year 10 months 1 week ago | CH

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Don't worry about my testes, rottenseed. I've already experienced what it's like to have a video of mine being despised, and I survived with my boys intact. Just ask jonny. He knows what I'm talking about.

So my balls are safe and sound. In your mouth.

written by kronosposeidon

| 1 year 10 months 1 week ago | CH

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mmm...salty. But what's with the peanut butter? Does that have something to do with your golden retriever?

written by rottenseed

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Funny, but if we're gonna go dark, this is nowhere near as good as THIS:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1Z8xxWhh5k

written by 9727

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^ oh my...I did not like that at all

written by rottenseed

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Not very dark and not very funny.

written by Xax

| 1 year 10 months ago | CH

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meh, wasn't terribly funny.

nice 'awful' link from the P member.

I remember quantumushroom posted a really, really awful thing I felt pretty bad for laughing at... oh here it is, http://www.videosift.com/video/Get-in-the-Kitchen-KFC-ad

written by bamdrew

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This is darker than all your stuff.

http://www.boingboing.net/2008/01/16/blackest-material-ev.html

written by Fjnbk

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Kingmaker?

written by dystopianfuturetoday

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This thread has turned into a "Mine is darker than yours" contest. You guys crack me up...

written by Issykitty

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