Dutch musician with huge ears just wants to fuck you

Ladies, who are you to resist the charms of Mr. P? Get your geek on. I bet he gets laid more than Techno-Viking.
snoozedoctorsays...

This guy's ears are normal size. The rest of his head is just small. It's a perspective thing, an optical illusion. It's like a 3 foot tall guy with size 10 shoes. It doesn't look right, but the feet are normal size.

Really...... shiny ears, different skin tone = fake. Crafty lyrics though. I could tell he worked on them a long time.

rottenseedsays...

the awesome thing about this video is kronos was searching for porn and typed in his favorite fetishes "Butch, musician, huge ears, wants to fuck me" and he just so happened to stumble across this.

kronosposeidonsays...

>> ^rottenseed:
the awesome thing about this video is kronos was searching for porn and typed in his favorite fetishes "Butch, musician, huge ears, wants to fuck me" and he just so happened to stumble across this.

There you go, obsessing about my sex life again. What have I ever written here that makes people wonder if I'm some sort of pervert? Man, this is starting to piss me off. Looks like my midget slaves are gonna have to take the brunt of my wrath tonight.

moonsammysays...

What I love about this is that he seems so very, very earnest in his desire to fuck... well, all of us apparently. Or maybe just the camera operator.

My guess is real ears - they're red because of the stage lighting or because he didn't get makeup put on them (but had it on the rest of his face).

Paybacksays...

Use duct tape backwards first so it doesn't stick to the hairs.


I do find it odd, however, that the "are you smarter than GW Bush?" ad, with the little dancing Bush is playing along as I watch this. Little Bush and his big ears, dancing... dancing...

sanderbossays...

I sort of hate to spoil it, but this is Wim de Bie - a Dutch comedian - who is spoofing Pieter van Vollenhoven, a big eared (but not that big eared) piano playing member of the Dutch royal family.
The Dutch subtitles add to the skit if you could read them, because it is a way more tame (more royal-like) version of the lyrics.

sanderbossays...

wrt to the Dutch subtitles. The general translation is from 'I wanna f*ck you' to 'I really like you', and it's more the general thing of the subtitles being tame than that they are so brilliant individually, but here goes:

"O, you're so beautiful
the way you lie there in the hay
O, you're georgous
in one word overpowering
I like you
and I'm itching
I wanted to ask
whether you would accompany me to my car
waiting outside
and go for a drive [sort of matching the English lyrics here]
Yes, the love of a man
is channeled through his stomach [Dutch expression]
and the way you cook
keeps me wanting to eat [no pun intended]"

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