Dunno How, but MarineGunrock Eats a Sandwich in 2 Minutes!!!
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Stumble ThisMarine Gunrock, a.k.a. Kyle Arsenault, shows us what he's made of by eating a WHOLE SANDWICH in under two minutes! Almost as unbelievable as a sexually confused pasty child who can solve a Rubik's Cube in the same length of time.
My hat's off to this guy. I only wish I could achieve such an amazing accomplishment or at least know how in the world he was able to do it.
I think there was definitely some camera trickery involved. That much I'm certain of. (The sandwich went out of frame a couple of times and if he was really eating the sandwich, why didn't he turn around and eat it behind his back like the Rubik's Cube kid???)
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My hat's off to this guy. I only wish I could achieve such an amazing accomplishment or at least know how in the world he was able to do it.
I think there was definitely some camera trickery involved. That much I'm certain of. (The sandwich went out of frame a couple of times and if he was really eating the sandwich, why didn't he turn around and eat it behind his back like the Rubik's Cube kid???)
[Note from the management: Make sure you check out the above links before watching this or you just won't get it.]
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God, I'm so epically mediocre.
And just laaaaughed...
Watch both at the same time. It's as if you're being coached on eating a sandwich.
You could run for president with such an amazing feat - you fed the hungry - Jesus did that, you're the modern-day Jesus! Think about that.
*relentless eating machine
Does anyone know if theres a way to "un-twin" yourself?
"A few related sifts, which i havent watched yet, but indicate the mediocrity already mentioned:
Nose:
http://www.videosift.com/video/Michel-Gondry-solves-a-mini-Rubiks-cube-with-his-nose
Feet:
http://www.videosift.com/video/Solving-Rubiks-Cube-with-Feet
Two at once:
http://www.videosift.com/video/Solving-Two-Rubiks-Cubes-at-the-Same-Time
And from this sifts related we have:
HowTo:
http://www.videosift.com/video/How-to-solve-a-Rubiks-Cube-1
Automated:
http://www.videosift.com/video/Automated-LEGO-Rubiks-cube-solver
Computer solving one:
http://www.videosift.com/video/CV-Rubik-Computer-sees-Rubiks-cube-and-solves-it"
I'm troubled - I didn't think I'd be picturing mg/KA without like an M16 slung on his shoulder or something. Upvote anyway.
Does this make you feel better? That's a chrome-plated AK-47. But if it's really the M16 you need, here ya go.
You may now sleep at night.
http://www.gunblast.com/images/SHOT2004/Day2/DSC02563.jpg
45 calibre, and pretty as hell!!
but marinegunrock eated it.
>> ^MarineGunrock:
>> ^Krupo:
I'm troubled - I didn't think I'd be picturing mg/KA without like an M16 slung on his shoulder or something. Upvote anyway.
Does this make you feel better? That's a chrome-plated AK-47. But if it's really the M16 you need, here ya go.
You may now sleep at night.
way to go MGR !
WTF? Did joedirt not get the joke? someone please send him a sense of humor!
Three months charter paid by me.
*shake
Hehe. Yeah. When I read that I just hear a terrible, fake Vietnamese non-accent saying, "Rambo... You not expendable."
As a side note, anyone who has been a marine can attest to the whole platoon taking just a few minutes from the first guy entering to the last guy leaving the chow hall (2 minutes was our platoon's record in basic). And yeah, we ate too. We just didn't chew, that's a waste of time. Not having a BM for many days was also normal... lol.
...and that's for the entire collection.
How long did it take to get it out again?
The meme was in response to one, though.