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car,driver,douche,hill,puddle,water,kids,bus,stop,splash,evil,asshole,jerk Driver Wins Biggest Jerk Alive Award

Driver Wins Biggest Jerk Alive Award

posted by demon_ix 1 month 1 week ago • 4059 views
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Premeditated and remorseless. I was crossing my fingers for some truck to squish him at the end.

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Agree. He has my vote.


written by MikesHL13  | 1 month 1 week ago | CH
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I remember someone doing this to me as a kid. What a cunt.


written by BreaksTheEarth  | 1 month 1 week ago | CH
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/devon/8302320.stm


written by EndAll  | 1 month 1 week ago | CH
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^ Thanks EndAll Makes me feel better already, knowing the megadouche got caught.


written by demon_ix  | 1 month 1 week ago | CH
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This is awesome! Hysterical! Love it! Douche or no.


written by shuac  | 1 month 1 week ago | CH
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Unfortunately, to this Masshole driver(and Massachusetts native), he only get's a 7 out of a possible 10. A real masshole driver, would have stopped, put it in reverse, and backed up very fast, hit them a second time. Then throw it in forward, and nail 'em one more time. That's right, the kids in New England know, not to do that.


written by Nithern  | 1 month 1 week ago | CH
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*wanker


written by SlipperyPete  | 1 month 1 week ago | CH
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Adding video to channels (British) - requested by SlipperyPete.


written by siftbot  | 1 month 1 week ago | CH
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While I certainly do not condone the drivers actions, a pedestrian waiting a bus stop should have enough common sense not to stand in front of a giant puddle in the roadway.

When I was a kid I had plenty of massholes trying to soak me with puddles. I just observed where I was in relation to the roadway and puddle spray-ability.


written by Stingray  | 1 month 1 week ago | CH
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If you go through the link, you'll see that puddle drivers are an epidemic across the pond. There are several links to other incidents.


written by longde  | 1 month 1 week ago | CH
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some people's little kids eh? how'd this little fella end up with the keys to his parent's mini van anyway?


written by joel_eb  | 1 month 1 week ago | CH
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It was actually a woman driving.  The guy's voice was the cameraman in the passenger seat.


written by arvana  | 1 month 1 week ago | CH
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Give it time. He'll end up hydroplaning into the wall eventually if he doesn't crack his engine block from water spray first.


written by alizarin  | 1 month 1 week ago | CH
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HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!


written by QuadraPixel  | 1 month 1 week ago | CH
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Naw man, 'cause the driver hit the puddle as intended. Must've been a male driver.

>> ^arvana:
It was actually a woman driving.  The guy's voice was the cameraman in the passenger seat.



written by gwiz665  | 1 month 1 week ago | CH
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why aren't our kids learning (because they are fucking soakin wet)


written by marinara  | 1 month 1 week ago | CH
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What a dick.

The kids were asking for it though...


written by robbersdog49  | 1 month 1 week ago | CH
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My father can be a real jerk.


written by blankfist  | 1 month 1 week ago | CH
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Wow, Seriously, I swer I know that guy by his voice & laugh. I'm gonna ask him if it was him.


written by laura  | 1 month 1 week ago | CH
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>> ^Stingray:
While I certainly do not condone the drivers actions, a pedestrian waiting a bus stop should have enough common sense not to stand in front of a giant puddle in the roadway.


Idiot. Going through puddles at pedestrians is indicative of a type of sadism - and i don't mean the fun kind. If anyone i was in a car with did that to someone, i'd order them to stop and i'd get out and go and apologise and probably give them the name and address of the person in case they wanted to report them. Probably wouldn't speak to that person again either. It's so pathetic - "i'm alright and you're not har har har isn't this funny!" Makes me feel sick that i have to share a planet with tools like this.

I know it seems like an over reaction but i can't help it, it resonates somewhere with me. Like someone spitting at another person, it just makes me see red.

I remember on my route home from university a while back, i have to walk down a large hill that has poor drainage. On any rainy days it is impossible for me to get home without delicately picking my way down the edge of it which is also a fairly busy car route. I could do that or go through a park and get more wet there.

Anyway some car went screaming through it just as i was going past and of course i got soaked. Luckily i knew it was going to happen and had a stone in my hand which i immediately hurled at them, cracking one of their windows. Cackling with sodden glee, i disappeared into the park.


written by dannym3141  | 1 month 1 week ago | CH
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I do a version of this when the snow is melting and the gutters are full.

I drive along in the gutter, making a huge wall of water, then weave back out at the last second, pass them in the dry, then go back into the gutter.


written by Payback  | 1 month 1 week ago | CH
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>> ^arvana:
It was actually a woman driving.  The guy's voice was the cameraman in the passenger seat.


I watched the video again with Arvana's quote in mind, and while I wouldn't be willing to bet money on it, the film is clearly being taken by the passenger, and the loud voice (next to the camera) is male. I haven't ruled out the idea of someone hanging over the seats from the back of the car, but it seems less likely.

I have to upvote this because I post so many objectionable things, but my immediate instinct was not to upvote it just because it seems like glamorizing such jerk-wad act. I just wonder how I can reconcile having that impulse and yet posting all those horrific European PSAs and such.


written by oxdottir  | 1 month 1 week ago | CH
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I don't know which is worst: the fact that I did this in high school or the fact that I'd loop around and do it again and again...


written by rottenseed  | 1 month 1 week ago | CH
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The person doing the driving is a woman- Kelly Callard, while the passenger is the one doing the commentary. Ms. Callard has apparently had a touch of remorse, and has turned herself in to authorities. She may face charges! http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/6306995/Motorist-could-be-fined-for-splashing-children.html

Thoughts?


written by therealblankman  | 1 month 1 week ago | CH
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Growing up at the end of a cul-de-sac exempted me from such horrific dangers as being splashed... by water...

I can only imagine the pain, suffering and towels these kids' families must be going through. My condolences.


written by PHJF  | 1 month 1 week ago | CH
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>> ^EndAll:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/devon/8302320.stm


The article starts off with "A motorist filmed deliberately driving through a puddle and splashing children at a bus stop in Devon faces prosecution for inconsiderate driving." There's a law against "inconsiderate driving" in the UK? Aw man, I'm goin'. That's all there is to it. I'm fuckin' goin'. (to quote Jules)

I hate inconsiderate drivers.


written by lucky760  | 1 month 1 week ago | CH
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*controversy


written by Krupo  | 1 month 1 week ago | CH
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Adding video to channels (Controversy) - requested by Krupo.


written by siftbot  | 1 month 1 week ago | CH
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So..if I've got that right, the guy, who you have no idea why he was going fast, could have been sick, wife could've been having a baby, hell, maybe he just really had to poop, deserved to get a window broken over this?

Lighten up..it's water.

>> ^dannym3141:
>> ^Stingray:


I remember on my route home from university a while back, i have to walk down a large hill that has poor drainage. On any rainy days it is impossible for me to get home without delicately picking my way down the edge of it which is also a fairly busy car route. I could do that or go through a park and get more wet there.

Anyway some car went screaming through it just as i was going past and of course i got soaked. Luckily i knew it was going to happen and had a stone in my hand which i immediately hurled at them, cracking one of their windows. Cackling with sodden glee, i disappeared into the park.



written by Shepppard  | 1 month 1 week ago | CH
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I know if I were in that situation of the driver it would be hard not to punch the peddle and see how high i could get the water. Though where is the groups natural instinct to judge their surroundings.... To me i would be suspicious of a car coming down a hill at a high speed heading straight for a lake in the street... COMMONSENSE that is all i am saying.


written by NobleOne  | 1 month 1 week ago | CH
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>> ^laura:
Wow, Seriously, I swer I know that guy by his voice & laugh. I'm gonna ask him if it was him.


You know my father?


written by blankfist  | 1 month 1 week ago | CH
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>> ^SlipperyPete:
wanker


That is bri'ish for *douchebag


written by ponceleon  | 1 month 1 week ago | CH
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>> ^alizarin:
Give it time. He'll end up hydroplaning into the wall eventually if he doesn't crack his engine block from water spray first.


Hydroplaning does not work like that! Goodnight!!


written by furrycloud  | 1 month 1 week ago | CH
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>> ^furrycloud:
>> ^alizarin:
Give it time. He'll end up hydroplaning into the wall eventually if he doesn't crack his engine block from water spray first.


Hydroplaning does not work like that! Goodnight!!


Yeah, it does. Hydroplaning is where your tire "floats" along the surface of the water on the road. Your tires no longer have any grip on the road. It gets you into a skid, which on wet pavement is unlikely to end well. Many people have hit walls and other objects due to hyrdroplaning.

I think you are mixing up hydroplaning and plowing. Plowing through a puddle merely slows you down, hydroplaning skips across the top of the puddle.


written by Payback  | 1 month 1 week ago | CH
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>> ^furrycloud:
>> ^alizarin:
Give it time. He'll end up hydroplaning into the wall eventually if he doesn't crack his engine block from water spray first.


Hydroplaning does not work like that! Goodnight!!


A meme is born...?


written by FlowersInHisHair  | 1 month 1 week ago | CH
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One of the splashed kids and her mother talk about this video...

http://edition.cnn.com/video/#/video/world/2009/10/15/rupert.uk.splash.kid.speaks.itn


written by Hybrid  | 1 month 1 week ago | CH
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>> ^furrycloud:
>> ^alizarin:
Give it time. He'll end up hydroplaning into the wall eventually if he doesn't crack his engine block from water spray first.


Hydroplaning does not work like that! Goodnight!!


Guess you've never seen someone wrap themselves around a tree after trying something stupid like that. Yeah well, assholes and *douchebags get their own special kind of justice in time. Besides, you can crack an engine block with enough water when it's hot. We used to do it in highschool for fun.


written by Mashiki  | 1 month 1 week ago | CH
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I found it funny.


written by fjules  | 1 month 1 week ago | CH
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Nevermind the puddle, but some of those kids were literally standing on the edge of the sidewalk and it is the driver's bloody responsibility to not put them at any additional risk. Driving past them this carelessly is something you shouldn't do or at least not while taping it, because the coppers will have your arse for it - and rightfully so.


written by radx  | 1 month 1 week ago | CH
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>> ^Payback:
>> ^furrycloud:
>> ^alizarin:
Give it time. He'll end up hydroplaning into the wall eventually if he doesn't crack his engine block from water spray first.


Hydroplaning does not work like that! Goodnight!!


Yeah, it does. Hydroplaning is where your tire "floats" along the surface of the water on the road. Your tires no longer have any grip on the road. It gets you into a skid, which on wet pavement is unlikely to end well. Many people have hit walls and other objects due to hyrdroplaning.

I think you are mixing up hydroplaning and plowing. Plowing through a puddle merely slows you down, hydroplaning skips across the top of the puddle.


Oh trust me, I know about hydroplaning. Refer to this video for more information: http://www.videosift.com/video/Futurama-Wind-mills-do-not-work-that-way-Goodnight


written by furrycloud  | 1 month ago | CH
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