samurai cop,horny,nurse,bad,dialog,poor,writing Dreadful Screenwriting 101: The Horny Nurse

Dreadful Screenwriting 101: The Horny Nurse

posted by dystopianfuturetoday

10 months 1 week ago • 7433 views

tags: samurai cop, horny, nurse, bad, dialog, poor, writing

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This is a gem of a terrible clip from some film called Samurai Cop.

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The cinematic language the filmmakers chose to tell this scene's story is breathtaking. My favorite is the occasional obligatory cutaway to a non-matching close-up of the other cop's reaction. What is that? Vorkapich?

written by blankfist

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I think they were trying for porn, but the acting was too bad...

written by enon | 10 months 1 week ago | CH

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Surely this is a very low-budget porn movie?

written by dag

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Ok, am I the only one who was thinking Dr Suess does porn?

written by 12940 | 10 months 1 week ago | CH

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Absolutely Genius.

written by Hybrid

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I'm....almost....thereeeeeeaaaaah!

written by 13529

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http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0130236/

Looks like it's a B movie with a cult following.

written by dystopianfuturetoday

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Thank you Nurse.

written by Throbbin

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Do you really want to hurt me?

Yes.

*cut to perplexed black cop*

Do you really want to make me cry?

Yes, yes I do.

*cut to chuckling black cop*

written by thinker247

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The Dr must have cut it off. hahaha. Pure sift gold.

written by 8266 | 10 months 1 week ago | CH

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BINGO!

written by quantumushroom

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When you're orange with badass hair to make 10 Fabios weep, you don't need a biggie, or a script!

written by quantumushroom

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HA... at :19 the cop says Thanks nurse (while looking where the nurse used to be) even though she was already otu the door. but seriously why did the nurse go from HOT to COLD so fast, just cause he had a tiny weeny ??

written by qruel

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he should have had an awesome comeback about her small tits and HUGE shoulder pads.

written by peggedbea

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Upvote for terrible.

written by mickd1337 | 10 months 1 week ago | CH

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That's some GORGEOUS hair! Her's ain't bad either!

written by brycewi19

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I'm thinking this one won't make the * love channel...

written by 13439 | 10 months 1 week ago | CH

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This is so bad MST3K won't touch it.

written by alizarin | 10 months 1 week ago | CH

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I think the editing might be worse than the dialogue. Wow.

written by rychan | 10 months 1 week ago | CH

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Uwe Boll has found his next superstar.

written by 13439 | 10 months 1 week ago | CH

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Aw man, I hate having to clean off my keyboard and screen after a hot scene like this.

written by gwiz665

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Wow, I thought the DOOM interpretive dance was bad =P

written by Razor | 10 months 1 week ago | CH

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this is terrible acting!! i mean, did you notice how the black cop looks extensively at his set mark next to the chairs? oh such flaw! terrible terrible acting...

written by 13757

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