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What do you get when you mix warp speed Star Wars credit rolls, 8-bit video game music, a short anime clip of two pre-teen lesbians, and a message against homosexuality using circular logic?
PURE GOLD, that's what.
The choice is yours...
PURE GOLD, that's what.
The choice is yours...






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>> ^alien_concept:
That was just a headfuck. What the hell is it
Oh. Also snakes can talk.
A whale swallowed a man whole, then he survived.
The Earth was COMPLETELY inundated by water during the floods. Then the water just receded. Where the water receded to... I have NO IDEA. Magic I guess. Conservation of matter simply does not apply. It up and vanished. I wonder if the additional mass affected the Earth's rotation (slowed it down), and increased the gravitation field. Adding matter in such a large scale would without a doubt have such effects. Did the Earth Day get ever so slightly longer as a result? I wonder.
>> ^honkeytonk73:
Hell is located under the ground. Very very deep under the ground. It is hot there. There is a 'lake of fire'. Well, actually a lake of superheated plasma, because as we all know.. fire cannot be a liquid. This then means that hell is under extremely high pressure, otherwise the plasma which the 'lake of fire' contains could not exist. This obviously makes sense... being underground. DEEP underground. I assume the devil as well as the 'doomed' are non-corporeal in nature, otherwise such high temperatures and pressures would make it impossible for them to exist. That would then imply that non-corporeal beings have nerve endings for the sake of enduring pain, and as a result can suffer eternal torture. Makes perfect sense to me.
Oh. Also snakes can talk.
A whale swallowed a man whole, then he survived.
The Earth was COMPLETELY inundated by water during the floods. Then the water just receded. Where the water receded to... I have NO IDEA. Magic I guess. Conservation of matter simply does not apply. It up and vanished. I wonder if the additional mass affected the Earth's rotation (slowed it down), and increased the gravitation field. Adding matter in such a large scale would without a doubt have such effects. Did the Earth Day get ever so slightly longer as a result? I wonder.
Oh look, if I take these things out of this here stupidly old book with no basis on fact, I can pretend that the only reason I hate fags is because this here book says god says it's wrong.
Yeah... I'm not a bigot, I'm a god fearing fucktard.
Stop using religion to justify your own stupid, fearful, retarded prejudices. STOP IT. Stop trying to force it on the world as a whole. (Definitely not just Christianity at fault here...)