You wanna go?!

Two can play this game!
Dog vs. Cat!

Dog wins hands down, photo-boy! Cats are naturally photogenic in a Satanic way, anyhow....See how happy dogs faces' naturally turn?? Up not Down!!

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A day in the life of a Dog:

"Look! a Couch! that's my favourite thing!... a Rock! that's my favourite thing!... foood! nom nom nom... a tennis ball! that's my favourite thing!... a door! that's my favourite thing!... etc, etc, etc....

A day in the life of a Cat:

"Day 1,347. The tall, pink creature has continued to thwart my escape attempts. While the food it provides seems satisfactory I can't help but feel that I am being poisoned. Poisoned by everything. My options are running out. If escape is not possible perhaps the creature can be eliminated. But how?"

^ It's funny because it's true. My dog is constantly trying to teach me how to be happy with everything and anything. So far I'm not as good at it as she is.

Yer jus jeelus becuz you can not has teh loves of teh internets.

And maybe it's because you're dangerous, particularly to children.

Google Image results for "Dog Bite".

I saw a great bumper sticker that read "Lord, help me to be the person my dog thinks I am."

Cats don't slobber...they hack hairballs and multi-colored vomit behind furniture and walk around the house with dooty feet from their box....dogs don't neeeeed dooty boxes. They point at the door-

My favourite bumper sticker reads "I like stickers and I vote".

This has nothing to do with dogs and cats, admittedly.

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