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Bruce WIllis,Renny Harlin,John Mcclane Tv,Raped,Censor Die Hard 2 - Safe for TV Version

Die Hard 2 - Safe for TV Version
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From Youtube: Selected scenes from a hilariously edited-for-TV dub of Die Hard 2. I swear I haven't manipulated the audio! Instead of just clipping dialog like most movies these days they went the extra mile with Die Hard 2 and hired someone to (allegedly) impersonate Bruce Willis and re-do some of the lines. That is when you can make out what he's saying! I found this while going through my old pile of VHS tapes.

A couple of these are groaningly clever such as the turkey/sitting duck line and of course the infamous final line.
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My favourite Die Hard TV edit comes from the third one, where they replaced Samuel L. Jackson's "motherfucker" with "melon farmer". There were some other good ones, too (like changing John McLane's sign in Harlem to "I hate everybody").


written by Sarzy  | 9 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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Moving this video to mkone's personal queue. It failed to receive enough votes to get sifted up to the front page within 3 days.


written by siftbot  | 9 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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*promote


written by Sarzy  | 9 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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Promoting this video and sending it back into the queue for one more try; last queued - promote requested by Sarzy.


written by siftbot  | 9 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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omg.. this is the exact version they showed on local tv here in Singapore.


written by Raytrace  | 9 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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Singapore-where you can't hock a loogie in the street or spit yer gum out, but you are allowed to censor script for the masses,\ to sound ridiculous...."Hell yeah,Mr Falcon!!"


written by choggie  | 9 months 1 week ago | CH
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that's *terrible


written by sometimes  | 9 months 1 week ago | CH
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Adding video to channels (Terrible) - requested by sometimes.


written by siftbot  | 9 months 1 week ago | CH
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Yes- leave in all the mass-murder and violence - but protect us from those naughty words. This version brought to you by the professional censors of dumbfuckistan.


written by dag  | 9 months 1 week ago | CH
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Yippi-Kay-ye Mister Falcon! Hilariously stupid.


written by BicycleRepairMan  | 9 months 1 week ago | CH
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I remember seeing this version when flipping through channels. I feel as though they are insulting my intelligence by doing this rather than just inserting a second of silence when someone may swear.


written by Stingray  | 9 months 1 week ago | CH
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Yeah, I remember seeing it too. My wife and I have been joking about this version for years. Vintage VideoSift.


written by eatbolt  | 9 months 1 week ago | CH
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AH HA HA!!! Yippy kai yea Mr. Falcon!!!!


written by QuadraPixel  | 9 months 1 week ago | CH
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