WAY too low!

Eight? Give me a break. This video would qualify for *long if it tried to do anything close to a true inventory...

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This just enrages me.

They're supposedly fighting a war against terrorism, but they can't stop pirates from piss-poor Somalia from hijacking ships.

They kept our country "safer" yet we're on the brink of financial ruin and all of the spirals are spiralilng in the wrong direction.

And they don't give a shit; they're Republicans and they got theirs and that's all they care about.

You know, if Dick Cheney suddenly told the truth, I'd die of shock.

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Hey, leave poor Mr. Cheney alone! He's just trying to make a living like everybody else.

^ he's just "doing his job".

Leave it Letterman to be the one to serve as political watchdog on this abominable administration.

So Karl Rove dies and goes to Hell. He meets the Devil in this huge room full of clocks. Every now and then, the second hand ticks on one of the clocks.

"What're the clocks for?" Rove asks.

The Devil replies, "Those are Lie Clocks. Each time someone lies, their clocks advance one second".

Rove looks around and asks, "Hey, where's Dick Cheney's clock?"

The Devil answers, "It's in my office: I use it as a a desk fan!"

(ba-dum!)

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So Karl Rove dies and goes to Hell.

That made me so happy I didn't even get around to reading the rest.

I believe Letterman's writers misspelled the title. It was originally intended to be "Dick Cheney. Lying cunt."

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