Dethklok - Fan Song
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Stumble ThisDethklok is a virtual melodic death metal band created by Brendon Small and Tommy Blacha for the television show Metalocalypse. The band is sometimes cited as an example of “comedy rock” on par with bands such as GWAR or Spinal Tap, though the overtly comedic aspects of the band are usually reserved for show episodes. Dethklok released their first album in 2007, and the music itself is relatively straightforward (melodic) death metal. The band’s less common typeset moniker, Dëthkløk, includes the heavy metal umlaut. - lastfm
You give us something to hate
And we hate you, you brainless mutants
Hate (16x)
You hunched and blinded mutants
living in chat rooms
You masturbate on the sheets
your mothers clean for you
You have lined my pockets
overflowed with gold
You're living with your parents
and you're 35 years old
You're a bunch of banks
that I'd like to rob
You're my online cash transaction
you're my future stocks
Transfer you like money
to a Swiss account
Spend you on an impulse
and zero you all out
Hate (16x)
I would like to get some sleep
but you keep buying all our things
My overhead is way too deep
for us to not make all these things
It's way too cynical, you see?
Hating what's supporting me
I am not you, I thank the gods
and if I were, I'd die like dogs
Die (30x)
DIE!