They needed to work something in about Jesus's birth certificate.

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"Blessed are the poor in spirit, for theirs is the kingdom of heaven."
Jesus has it in for the rich.

"Blessed are those who mourn, for they will be comforted."
Jesus advocates socialized medicine for the depressed.

"Blessed are the meek, for they will inherit the earth."
Jesus endorses class warfare.

"Blessed are those who hunger and thirst for righteousness, for they will be filled."
Jesus is more concerned about the rights of the accused than protecting our country.

"Blessed are the merciful, for they will be shown mercy."
Jesus is soft on crime.

"Blessed are the pure in heart, for they will see God."
Jesus hates Republicans

"Blessed are the peacemakers, for they will be called sons of God."
Jesus is an appeaser.

"Blessed are those who are persecuted because of righteousness, for theirs is the kingdom of heaven."
Didn't you already give heaven to the "poor in spirit," Mr. Christ? - Jesus can't keep his campaign promises.

"Blessed are you when people insult you, persecute you and falsely say all kinds of evil against you because of me."
Jesus loves socialistic, terrorist-loving, appeasing Democrats.

this is just FIKKIN A.W.E.S.O.M.E!
and bravo KRONO =)

I'd smoke a blunt with Jesus.

Cobb is a knob.

*comedy

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I loved the subtle Michael Steel head bob at the end while holding the jukebox over his head. That's what cinched my upvote!

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