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Get Real,true experience,blue velvet David Lynch hates movies on the fucking iPhone.

David Lynch hates movies on the fucking iPhone.
published by therealblankman 11 months ago • 4108 views
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David Lynch, the great American director of such films as Mulholland Drive, Blue Velvet, Dune, the Elephant Man and Eraserhead tells you his candid opinion of watching movies on a small screen like the iPhone.
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written by mkone  | 11 months ago | CH
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Invocations (nsfw) cannot be called by mkone because mkone is not privileged - sorry.


written by siftbot  | 11 months ago | CH
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Do you know what a love letter is?


written by dystopianfuturetoday  | 11 months ago | CH
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Would this count as * viral? Whatever, this is great!


written by Issykitty  | 11 months ago | CH
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Let's put this in *parody


written by Issykitty  | 11 months ago | CH
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Adding video to channels (Parody) - requested by Issykitty.


written by siftbot  | 11 months ago | CH
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mkone's right: Fuckee fuckee make this naughty naughty.

*NSFW

Funnier than hell.


written by kronosposeidon  | 11 months ago | CH
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This video has been flagged as being Not Suitable For Work - declared nsfw by kronosposeidon.


written by siftbot  | 11 months ago | CH
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Actually, it's most certainly not a parody, the man is definitely serious. A shame in this respect that the people who posted it made it into one


written by therealblankman  | 11 months ago | CH
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I think Issy is referring to the iphone logo at the end of the viddy.


written by dystopianfuturetoday  | 11 months ago | CH
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Do you have to buy movies for your iPhone specifically or are you legally permitted to rip them from DVDs and such? Anyway reminds me of how they tried to do this with the PSP and failed miserably.


written by RedSky  | 11 months ago | CH
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@RedSky - I believe the movies you purchase on iTunes can be watched both on your Mac/PC, tv, iPod and iPhone; no need for separate versions.

You are legally allowed to play your DVD movies on your iPhone - it's the ripping part that's illegal, as you almost certainly have to circumvent some sort of copy protection to do so; and that's illegal.


written by arnor  | 11 months ago | CH
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@therealblankman - Have you ever seen a Lynch movie? I'm not so sure about his sincerity.


written by jetako  | 11 months ago | CH
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Agreeance with Lynch.

AND mobile phones with cameras and video capability have COMPLETELY FUCKING RUINED live music concerts as idiotic moronic fucking slug people stand there with their phones up in the air so that they can satisfy their ego to their friends instead of actually experiencing what is happening right in front of them.


written by Irishman  | 11 months ago | CH
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Funny..however only the stupid (ie iphone owners) watch films for the first time on a portable screen.


written by jmd  | 11 months ago | CH
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The man directed 'Mulholland Drive,' That makes me want to watch all movies on the iphone, for craps sake, that movie was retarded, like that urinal in the Louvre, on display.


written by Peroxide  | 11 months ago | CH
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AWESOME!


written by Krupo  | 11 months ago | CH
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Dear Old Person. I am sorry technology scares you. Thanks, but I will watch my movies how ever the hell I want.


written by CrushBug  | 11 months ago | CH
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Eh, sorry, but he's got a point. You can't be drawn into a movie if you're watching it on a portable device. You need a nice, comfortable seat in a dark or dim room with no sounds but that of the movie. Maybe the iPhone could do it then, certainly not as well as a home theater would, but I think he is referring to the fact that the vast majority of movies watched on iPhones are in loud, crowded environments. I would never watch anything but a non-serious movie on an iPhone, and it couldn't be the first time at that.


written by nibiyabi  | 11 months ago | CH
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Hey Crushbug. Try watching 'Elephant Man' on your phone. Hopefully not while driving. Although maybe these young'uns on their ADD drugs can pull it off. Enjoy!


written by critttter  | 11 months ago | CH
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Dear Dumb Person, I'm sorry that you've apparently had both your sense of humor and sense of irony surgically removed. Hopefully they will grow back.


written by dystopianfuturetoday  | 11 months ago | CH
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Peroxide,

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Spoiler Alert!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The first half of MD is a dream, the second half is reality, or at least the subjective reality of Naomi Watt's character. Give the movie a second watch with that in mind and you just might enjoy it.

I can also give a pretty good interpretation of the impenetrable 'Lost Highway'. If enough people request it, I'll rewatch it and blog it on a sift post.

PS: I have no fucking clue how to interpret INLAND EMPIRE. It has shape, form and logical emotional arcs, but I don't think there is a clear-cut plot to unravel. It's just abstract. For the record, I like IE quite a bit.


written by dystopianfuturetoday  | 11 months ago | CH
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I love seeing him expressing himself, he's correct of course, IMHO. Please enjoy your own opinions, if you disagree with him, come back in five years and read your posts again. Funny what a few times around the sun can do to your subjective perception of what is and what was.


written by sorted  | 11 months ago | CH
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No longer available?


written by southblvd  | 11 months ago | CH
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"Dear Dumb Person, I'm sorry that you've apparently had both your sense of humor and sense of irony surgically removed. Hopefully they will grow back."

"Hey Crushbug. Try watching 'Elephant Man' on your phone. Hopefully not while driving. Although maybe these young'uns on their ADD drugs can pull it off. Enjoy!"

Sorry that the two of you misunderstood my flippant and sarcastic response. =P I don't have an iPhone and I agree with Lynch; I just always find it funny when someone out there starts trying to tell people how they should or should not do something.

I only know one person that watches movies on her iPod, and its for a very specific reason, after transferring it from DVD. Of course she has seen the movie in both the theatre and on her TV. Since its most likely a tertiary viewing of the movie, why would anyone really care.

Please let's not turn this into the YouTube comments section


written by CrushBug  | 11 months ago | CH
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Okay, it's back.


written by southblvd  | 11 months ago | CH
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same goes for listening to music on an iPod.


written by MINK  | 10 months 4 weeks ago | CH
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"Dear Old Person. I am sorry technology scares you. Thanks, but I will watch my movies how ever the hell I want."

"Please let's not turn this into the YouTube comments section"

Multiple personalities?


written by dystopianfuturetoday  | 10 months 4 weeks ago | CH
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