David Hasselhoff + Lightsaber = Starcrash

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lol lamest lightsaber i've ever seen

written by looris

| 1 year 3 months 1 week ago | CH

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Girl: "Look out!"

Hasselhoff: "HUH!??!"

Girl: "He's going to swing his robot sword! You know... like he's been doing the whole time you've been fighting him, over and over and over.. but I just wanted to warn you now, this time... cuz it looked like a particularly devastating robot sword swing! But... you probably didn't need me to warn you with "look out!" because you probably already knew that."

Hasselhoff: "Never mind that now! How's my mascara look?"

written by Fletch

| 1 year 3 months 1 week ago | CH

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Wow, 7 hours with 7 votes.

written by ant

| 1 year 3 months 1 week ago | CH

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Everybody's at church.

(Unless you were implying that 7 in 7 hours is a lot.)

BTW, why does the first guy fall down and just lay there when he gets hit in the ARM?

written by Fletch

| 1 year 3 months 1 week ago | CH

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Fletch: Actually, it's tax day.

Everyone is doing their taxes at the last minute. OK, not everyone!

written by ant

| 1 year 3 months 1 week ago | CH

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Ahhhh! I see. Did mine yesterday (early this year).

written by Fletch

| 1 year 3 months 1 week ago | CH

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Yesterday? Not that much earlier. I did mine over a month ago like every year (not a proscratinator). The bad news is that I have to pay almost $4K Uncle Sam this year.