David Cross - How many cigs in a box of Newports?

published by Issykitty

2 months ago • 2500 views

tags: david cross, standup, comedy, sister, prank, funny story, newports

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Love the Cross man. Mr. Show never disappointed.

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Does it depress him greatly that his sister is so dense?

It must, surely.

Poor lad

Poor lass

Poor bloodline

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So, is he implying that his sister is a racist or just a biatch?

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Poor bloodline is right, spoco. He's got a receding hair line! Don't want that shit in your family.

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Funny, but that crowd is irritatingly noisy.

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Is this the same guy from Run Ronnie Run?

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Ronwell Quincy Dobbs, in the flesh, just as violently bald as always.

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^fuckin eh

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i'm confused....David Cross is hilarious and Mr. Show was awesome...but this bit was just kinda meh compared to most of his stand-up or skits from Mr Show...yet it has 100 votes?

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