Dad Ruins Christmas Tree Setup

This is like something out of a bad christmas movie.
osama1234says...

Moral of the story: Bury your dead loved ones.

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robbersdog49says...

Fake, you can see he looks straight at the jar just before he totals it, to make sure he doesn't miss. Also, no-one puts the video camera down perfectly at a time like that, they'd just keep it running filming their feet as they rush over.

Tymbrwulfsays...

>> ^osama1234:
Moral of the story: Bury your dead loved ones.
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Seems like a waste of real-estate property to me.

Xaielaosays...

Yea I don't understand the whole 'leave the ashes in a jar on the hearth' thing either.

Me, when I die, throw my body deep in the woods so the natural processes can be had. That or bury me somewhere and plant a tree over the grave.

HollywoodBobsays...

>> ^Xaielao:
Yea I don't understand the whole 'leave the ashes in a jar on the hearth' thing either.
Me, when I die, throw my body deep in the woods so the natural processes can be had. That or bury me somewhere and plant a tree over the grave.


There's a man who loves all the little critters!

I've asked to be slaughtered and served to my friends and family, but for some reason nobody seems to like that idea. Weird.

Also, if you look, there's very few ashes in that urn, unless "Mom" was a dwarf, there should have been far more ashes.

Nithernsays...

I'm sort of thinking this is fake, but for entirely different reasons. Anyone renting or owning a house, would know how tall the ceiling is, when putting a tree up. The fact that this idiot walks in with a tree that is obviously to tall for the room, should know that. After all, if the tree is obviously taller then the ceiling is, why wasn't it cut OUTSIDE?

peggedbeasays...

1. this is the first and probably only time i will agree with mr. pennypacker.


heres a story.
i used to clean houses on the side when my kids were really little and we were really poor.
i cleaned this old mans house for almost nothing because he was so helpless after his wife died a few years earlier, he just made me sad.
so one saturday i was tackling the 3 foot high stack of unopened mail and papers on the buffet in the dinning room. i get down to the bottom of the stack and there is an unopened package.
"hey bill, can i open this package?"
so he comes over, i proceed to open it up. inside the package is a velvet bag. inside the velvet bag is a very heavy, hefty tupperware container.
i open up the tupperware
"hey bill, wtf? is this?"
its black, greasy, soot like.... im rubbing it in between my fingers... curious
then i notice chunks of what appears to be bone and teeth
now, his wife had died of breast cancer and they had donated her body to science

"OH MY GOD BILL ITS YOUR WIFE!!??!?!!!!!!!"

apparently, when science is done with your body, they cremate you and mail you home.
and sometimes, if you were the only one who checked the mail for 40 years, you just sit in a box on the buffet.

wax66says...

Yes, horridly fake and all, but I couldn't help getting a laugh from the idea that when they were bent over the spill of ashes, with that dust cloud coming up into the air, that they were breathing in her mother's dead burnt body.

Yeah, I'm going to hell.

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