Creepy Narcissist Seeks Young Female for Crazed Love-Making
tags:
Stumble ThisWould you let your daughter date this guy?
X Greetings! You are not currently logged in, but please don't let that stop you from voting up any videos you like. :)
|
| |||||||||||||||
single,white,male,creepy,narcissist,seeks Creepy Narcissist Seeks Young Female for Crazed Love-Making
Comments  playlists with this video evil disco comedy by evil_disco_man
who voted for this video JAPR
- dystopianfuturetoday
- evil_disco_man
- Issykitty
- Ornthoron
- siftbot
x63 - alien_concept
who has this post bookmarked alien_concept
Creepy Narcissist Seeks Young Female For Crazed Love-Making Related Videos
| Watch this Video NextFriends O' the Sift Top New Videos by Vote  Subscribe Top 15 Sifters of All Time Top 15 Sifters of the Past Week Newest Appreciated Comments         | ||||||||||||||
I'm looking for a supermodel with no opinions of her own, preferably with big fucking honkers and no self-esteem whatsoever. If you don't make friends easy that is much better, because you'll become attached to my student salary and extremely trimmed body. If we click, you'll probably be a millionaire and I'll grudgingly accept you paying my bills.
I also want to be a rocking superstar, but I don't really want to put in the work, so if you already have a musical career that would be great, because then I could K-fed all over it. I know you like dirty boys, so I haven't showered in 8 months, just for you, rawwr.
If you are interested, please send $50 in the mail to my address.
♥♥♥♥♥ XOXO
gwiz loves you.
P.S. $50.
In "When Harry Met Sally," Billy Crystal calls that, "the white man's overbite."
"My degree is in enginering...that speaks to my practical and analytical side."
But my FROSTED side speaks to the deliciousness that is me! TENNIS anyone?
"When I'm not being my integrated self, I'm wallowing in the muck of my own secret hell just like everybody else."
I'm wallowing in the muck of my own
secrethell for all to see online."But my parole office says I'm mostly done with that now."
I killed my parole officer.
"I'm a man with a big heart."
It's in a jar in my refrigerator labeled PAROEL OFFCER.
"I'm seeking a connection on many levels..."
Such as intercoursal, sexual and copulatical.
"Yeah baby."
Austin Powers and I own a timeshare in the 1990s.
"If you identify as a very good girl, then we would probably not be a very good fit."
If your remains can be identified, you're too risky to keep as a trophy.
"I'm a bit of a bad boy."
My mom thinks I'm cool.
"If we click, I'll probably challenge you and surprise you sexually."
I'm uncircumcised.
haha, haven't we all thought that before.
<shudder>
^ well... did you like it?
i must have, i cant stop telling the story to random internet strangers.
I have never seen quite such a perfect example of someone trying to be everything they're not. It's like he's read a whole bunch of women's self help how-to-find-your-soulmate books and written a script from it. This guy made my ladybits spontaneously close over
Oh my goodness.
The rest are still missing.
BaDoom-Tish
Mine too, and I'm a man.
I can't believe Quantummushroom actually got more upvotes than he's seen in his entire VS career !
good going you witty mushroom.
Frying an egg would provoke unwanted travel stories (second hand) about how they fry eggs in other countries, detailed instruction on how to get the optimum heat dissipation throughout the pan, a lengthy essay on why he uses rice butter, not olive oil etc etc
Engineers...sheesh - I used to flat share with one.
At least my housie could drink.