"You've all heard "Ice Ice Baby." But have you heard "Christ Christ Baby?" This is a tribute to one of rap's greatest heroes, Vanilla Ice Himself. It's also a shout out to my fellow Evangelicals who want to show secular society that we can be just as hard-core as Vanilla Ice. These lyrics are my own and if anyone tries to steal them I will sue you like Metallica sued Napster and unleash scores of lawyers like you've never seen. Because it's only a matter of time before I'm opening up for Eminem, or even better yet, Kevin Federline. So give some props to J.C. and get yo'self in da' Word. Fools."

That was from the poster. Barfffff.