Conan O Brien,food critic,bull whip,jordan schlansky,stab me in the head Conan goes to dinner with deadly serious food critic

Conan goes to dinner with deadly serious food critic

posted by lesserfool 1 year 6 months 1 week ago • 12555 views

tags: Conan O Brien, food critic, bull whip, jordan schlansky, stab me in the head

Conan 'receives lessons' in high cultured dining with associate producer and food snob Jordan Schlansky.

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written by dystopianfuturetoday

| 1 year 6 months 1 week ago | CH

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written by siftbot

| 1 year 6 months 1 week ago | CH

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Thanks DFT, you've got even better taste than I had previously thought.

written by lesserfool | 1 year 6 months 1 week ago | CH

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@5:15 "and raped!" oh man, rofl, tears in my eyes.

loves me some conan; so awesome when he has a straight-nerdy-guy foil to play off of.

written by bamdrew

| 1 year 6 months 1 week ago | CH

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p.s. I'd maybe put something in the title about him getting drunk

written by bamdrew

| 1 year 6 months 1 week ago | CH

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"You have GOT... to shut the fuck up" Bahahahaha!

Oh man, that Jordan Schlansky guy and I would NOT get along.

Maybe it's because I'm not rich, but I just don't understand somebody having that many standards for what they consider 'good service' at a restaurant.

written by Abel_Prisc | 1 year 6 months 1 week ago | CH

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Oh fuck, Jordan Schlansky is... not the kind of person I can relate with. Pretentious, entitled, smug, ignorant asshole. Uuugggggghhhhh....

A little bit of knowledge is a very, VERY dangerous thing.

written by djsunkid

| 1 year 6 months 1 week ago | CH

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Is that guy for real?

Also, I feel rather badly for laughing at the rape jokes.... Upvote.

written by Aemaeth

| 1 year 6 months 1 week ago | CH

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So .. I guess he just carries the bull whip with him where ever he goes .. ya know .. just in case?

written by ashes2flames | 1 year 6 months 1 week ago | CH

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"You have got to shut the **** up! LOL

The guy has his head to far up his our ass LOL!
Yeah thanks Jordan!

written by Zonbie

| 1 year 6 months 1 week ago | CH

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that guy has no life... obviously I'm not talking about Conan.

written by honkeytonk73

| 1 year 6 months 1 week ago | CH

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that guy is a dick -- and conan, as usual, isn't funny.

written by Trancecoach

| 1 year 6 months 1 week ago | CH

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People, come on! it's TV! Jordan Schlansky is fu**ing hilarious, and damn can he keep a straight face. The original segment on him is here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPdz3irQgq0

Conan catches him out at one point when he finds Pop Tarts and Honeynut Cheerios in Jordan's office.

written by yoghurt

| 1 year 6 months 1 week ago | CH

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Did you guys see those steamy tomatoes? TILF!

written by chilaxe

| 1 year 6 months 1 week ago | CH

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Yeah, come on, you don't actually believe that's a-grade 100% real. He's probably quite a bit like that, in that he is an elitist prick to an extent, but he can probably laugh at that, and as such does these segments poking fun at his elitist snobbery.

He probably finds it hard not to laugh during these bits.

But yeah, deep down, he's probably a dick.

written by spoco2

| 1 year 6 months 1 week ago | CH

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Surely no one thought this was real. I'm sure they asked this guy to play a caricature of himself. His ability to maintain his straight face is incredible though.

written by justinianrex | 1 year 6 months 1 week ago | CH

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funniest thing in a while

written by deathcow

| 1 year 6 months 1 week ago | CH

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*woohoo, *happy Tuscan olive oil. It's like Conan is channelling his inner Homer.

written by Krupo

| 1 year 6 months 1 week ago | CH

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written by siftbot

| 1 year 6 months 1 week ago | CH

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He's real! Watch how every muscle in his body freezes up when he gets dissed or how he assumes they need to do another take after Conan interrupts his story with "and you were raped." There are limits on how talented an actor can be!

written by lesserfool | 1 year 6 months 1 week ago | CH

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Is that Balkie from Perfect Strangers?!

written by 8296 | 1 year 6 months 1 week ago | CH

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HAHAHA that was awesome. That guy was the biggest, fakest douchebag I have ever seen. He spouts the most trite drivel that he read in some book about fine dining.

I would love to have dinner with Conan. He is just naturally hilarious.

written by Hive13

| 1 year 6 months 1 week ago | CH

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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand raped.

ps. I still can't get over how damn tall Conan is.

written by cheesemoo

| 1 year 6 months 1 week ago | CH

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That guy can't be real, and the fact its all staged doesn't really make it that funny. I laughed at the rape thing though.

written by 9410

| 1 year 6 months 1 week ago | CH

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I'm sorry but I just sat through nearly 10 minutes of crap for one good line. I have to agree with tranecoach, Conan just isn't funny.

written by Arsenault185

| 1 year 6 months 1 week ago | CH

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upvote for jordan watching a FOOTBALL game in Italy!

written by campionidelmondo

| 1 year 6 months 1 week ago | CH

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LOL I'm pretty sure that Jordan guy is over accentuating himself for the show.

written by legacy0100

| 1 year 6 months 1 week ago | CH

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wow Conan really laid into him there. Also if you dont find Conan's comments at the dinner table to be hilarious you just might be Jordan Schlansky. :-D

written by 11714

| 1 year 6 months 1 week ago | CH

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I'd love to sit on that guy and hold him down while I force feed him kool-aid and pork rinds.

written by swampgirl

| 1 year 6 months 1 week ago | CH

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It's what actors get paid to do.

written by HaricotVert

| 1 year 6 months 1 week ago | CH

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^
He's not an actor, he's an associate producer.

written by doogle

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aw *dead

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This is on Hulu (as parts 1 and 2) but I'm not sure if that can be used to fix this.

http://www.hulu.com/watch/19853/late-night-with-conan-obrien-conans-dinner-with-jordan-part-1-5908
http://www.hulu.com/watch/19867/late-night-with-conan-obrien-conans-dinner-with-jordan-part-2-5908

but for those who want to watch it .. there it is.

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I can't embed from hulu but here's the fix:

from: http://www.hulu.com/watch/22480/late-night-with-conan-obrien-my-dinner-with-jordan-5908

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doogle has fixed this video's dead embed code - no star awarded because doogle was awarded too recently.

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Oh yeah? Then f*ck you, siftbot.
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I'll say this is *dead, so the embed can be changed to a non-regionblocked one: http://www.nbc.com/Late_Night_with_Conan_O%27Brien/video/clips/my-dinner-with-jordan-5908/261720/

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