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published by Abel_Prisc 10 months ago • 663 views
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This is a few bits off of Patton Oswalt's new stand-up cd. If you haven't heard them yet, and you find this bit funny, I advise that you go get them. Absolutely hilarious stuff.

I couldn't agree more about the KFC Bowls, either. Exactly what I was thinking when I heard about them as well.

Wasn't sure about the NSFW. He doesn't really say any curse words, but his word choice for some of his descriptions are pretty out there.
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Hilarious.

Eugenics is bad.


written by statueofmike  | 10 months ago | CH
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His rant on the KFC Famous Bowls is priceless.


written by AnimalsForCrackers  | 10 months ago | CH
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I love Conan's reactions.

And man, Patton is short.


written by Nebosuke  | 10 months ago | CH
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His new album "Werewolves and Lollipops" is AWESOME, it has these two bits plus many more. Also check out "Comedians Of Comdey".


written by youdiejoe  | 10 months ago | CH
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LOL @ gray drapes


written by HaricotVert  | 10 months ago | CH
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youdiejoe,

Great stuff. He also has a cd that's a little bit older called "Feeling a Little Patton" that's complete gold, as well. He's got a very refreshing style of comedy. It took me back to the days when I heard Bill Hicks or Mitch Hedburg standups for the very first time, and I just have a very fun time listening to his CDs.

Plus, as Hericot just pointed out, his word choice is absolutely hilarious.


written by Abel_Prisc  | 10 months ago | CH
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My tummy hurts from laughing.


written by bhyphenlow  | 10 months ago | CH
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full blown


written by choggie  | 10 months ago | CH
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Great until he starts singing. Does he sing on his album?


written by Ivegotthebends  | 10 months ago | CH
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Tags changed from "comedy,kfc,patton oswalt,conan" to "comedy,kfc,patton oswalt,conan,lunchgun" by gold star member winkler1.


written by siftbot  | 10 months ago | CH
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I myself love the failure pie in a sadness bowl. It's what good catholic boys eat for lunch :-)


written by Spoon_Gouge  | 10 months ago | CH
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Failure pile in a sadness bowl. Wicked awesome.


written by Krupo  | 10 months ago | CH
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LOL!


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Hooray for my very first post ever making it to the top 3! Yay!


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This would also be *dead


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Invocations (dead) cannot be called by Thylan because Thylan is not privileged - sorry.


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*dead


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diamond fix: http://www.broadcaster.com/clip/21649


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Issykitty has fixed this video's dead embed code - no star awarded because Issykitty was awarded too recently.


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It LIVES!!!


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