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Clever Goat

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11 months ago • 2419 views

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Amazing what starvation and animal abuse can achieve!

(yes, all you goat whisperers, it was a joke, go PETA yourselves)

written by Payback

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I for one welcome our new goat overloads.

written by That1Swede | 11 months ago | CH

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I'm not sure why, but Goats love to climb things. They will stand on dog houses and stuff, anything they can manage to get onto.

written by Baera | 11 months ago | CH

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I dunno, maybe there's some kind of clue in the name of one of their gene-brothers. If only there was some big giveaway, a glaringly obvious pointer in the direction of why they like to climb and balance. If only there was a general hint, something to even start us off somewhere in the name of something physiologically and genealogically related like, oh i dunno, pick a name at random, let's say the MOUNTAIN GOAT.

Anyone got any ideas?

written by dannym3141

| 11 months ago | CH

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>> ^Baera:
I'm not sure why, but Goats love to climb things. They will stand on dog houses and stuff, anything they can manage to get onto.

Or one could offer a less snarky response that actually addresses the point.

It's a beneficial trait to have as a survival instinct. Better view to see food with and to spot an escape route in rougher and hillier terrain that can help them away from encroaching predators. Eagles will take kids but older goats are generally safer from airborne predators, so being up higher is generally safer.

written by 13439 | 11 months ago | CH

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Who said you can't teach an old goat new tricks.

written by dw1117

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Upvote the Upgoat.

written by quantumushroom

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I hate the way adults talk to kids as if they're retards.

written by messenger

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This is the secret to training ANY animal:

Lean over and gently whisper into the animal's ear, "You fuck this up and I'm giving you to the Furries."

I taught a Gerbil to fly a 767 this way. He works for Delta to this day!

written by StukaFox | 11 months ago | CH

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