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Christian vs. Atheist - Evolution

posted by rasch187

11 months ago • 700 views

tags: mac, pc, monkey, christianity, atheism

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Wow, what a convincing argument. I'm converting to Christianity right away!

written by shuac

| 11 months ago | CH

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*terrible

We are apes. And we SHARE ancestors with the other apes, and with monkeys, and cats, and elephants, and bananas. Infact, there are bacteria on this planet more distantly related to eachother than we are related to the banana. But a banana isnt a pig, elephants arent giraffes, bats arent squirrels, and we are not monkeys. But, all of us, every living thing we've ever examined, all SHARE ancestors. Thats a fact. In the same way that its a fact that the empire state building contains bricks and steel, or that the earth revolves around its own axis.

These particular Christian apes have no clue about biology, and thus their ability to make fun of people who do falls really, really flat.

If I were to make a comparable sketch "making fun" of Christians it would go:

-Hi, I'm a Christian, I believe the moon is made of cheese.
-So you dont think its made of rocks?
-Nope
-So you think that you are made of cheese
-I'm not made of cheese...

Yes, its that bad. To make fun of someone, you need to have atleast some distant clue about what they are all about, what they are saying and not saying, then you can exaggerate, twist, and turn that on them in turn.

written by BicycleRepairMan

| 11 months ago | CH

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Adding video to channels (Terrible) - requested by BicycleRepairMan.

written by siftbot

| 11 months ago | CH

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Maybe not a monkey, but certainly an idiot.

written by gwiz665

| 11 months ago | CH

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It has been suggested to me that I may have fell victim to "Poe's Law" in my previous comment, and that this video is supposed to be a meta-spoof of some kind. But if you've ever watched Kent Hovind or Ray Comfort make complete asses of themselves, I cant just sit back and tell myself "Relax, noone can be this retarded. Not even retards" because yes, yes they (peanutbutter)can.

Also, looking at the Youtube description and the original posters really sincere creationist comments, I will assume this to be a serious attempt at making fun of atheists. Again, nothing wrong with making fun of us atheists, but please, if your're gonna do it, shame and ridicule us, not yourself in the process.

written by BicycleRepairMan

| 11 months ago | CH

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If it quacks like a duck, looks like a duck, is dumb like a duck.. it's a duck. When parody is exactly the same it's not parody anymore.

I should have upvoted, so people could grasp the utter stupidity that is the argument in this video, but my ant-button was itchy.

written by gwiz665

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genius

written by sepatown

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Moving this video to rasch187's personal queue. It failed to receive enough votes to get sifted up to the front page within 2 days.

written by siftbot

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*promote

written by rasch187

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Self promoting this video and sending it back into the queue for one more try; last queued - promote requested by original submitter rasch187.

written by siftbot

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Upvote to promote awareness of ingorance.

written by Ryjkyj

| 11 months ago | CH

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I'm pretty sure this is a parody. Not convinced, but pretty sure.

If it is, bravo, you made me smile.

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written by robbersdog49

| 11 months ago | CH

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wow! with such a depth of rationality I do belief we are monkeys. Wow how dumb can you get.

written by nickreal03 | 11 months ago | CH

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more importantly, Christians are all wear designer jeans, button up clubbin' shirts, faux-hawks and have muscular frames and healthy tans while atheists are all pale, skinny, have bowl cuts, glasses and wear suits that are too big for them.

written by rottenseed

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